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Music.
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Happy Halloween, everybody. Welcome to Uncle Dad Talks. I'm Uncle Dad,
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and with me as always is the ever so handsome, the red hot chili pepper loving
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man himself, the one and only Mike Hampton. Mike, what's up?
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Did you know that they just re-released the entire music video collection of
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Californication, all digitally remastered?
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The red hot chili peppers. Thank you for giving them a free plug,
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like they need the more money.
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Well, I mean, you started it. You started it. I guess so, I guess.
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Mike, we are in probably one of our biggest rooms we've ever had, online at least.
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And before we get into introducing everybody, man, Mike, the energy in this
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room, I wish we could bottle it because it's going to be exciting. What do you think, Mike?
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Yeah, I wish we could almost have it in a real room, but we'll just have to
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do it. It's almost like it's COVID again. Oh, God.
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No. No. Nobody like that, Joker.
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Traumatized. Too soon.
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But yes we will introduce everybody in a second but first mike
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let's talk about what we're doing here today specifically
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for our halloween special mike i want you to be the man because this cause i
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know hits you closer to home for you so please mike go ahead yeah so we've been
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putting out some stuff on uh on our website and on our our socials for uh recovering
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the The people of Asheville, North Carolina, who, yes,
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very dear to my heart. I've spent a lot of time there. I have family there.
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We've covered it on one of our episodes, episode 130. There's another plug.
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So, yes, Hurricane Helene devastated the city of Asheville. And no one was ready.
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And no one knew what was even coming. And so everyone was totally unprepared.
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And the majority parts of the city were just washed away.
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In floods from the rivers. And so what we are doing to help is raising funds,
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donations to contribute to the employees of the Biltmore Village Inn.
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You know, the Biltmore Village is one of the places that is a high tourist area
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and was completely, completely destroyed. It'll never be the same.
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So the Biltmore Village Inn, which is right in the Biltmore Village,
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their employees are going to be out of work because Asheville is a tourist city
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and there's no tourists going to be there for some time.
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So what we're trying to do is, is help these people out because rent's still going to be due.
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Grocery still need to be bought. And, you know,
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And we're in a position where we can help. So we're going to help.
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And so everyone who donated $10 or more was entered in a contest to be picked,
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to be represented by one of our teams today.
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And so we have two winners, which I'll let you say.
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And whoever team wins, that person who's being represented by that team wins
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an original painting by Callie Dunlap.
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And so that's kind of what we're doing.
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Absolutely. And Mike, even though this is over, they can still donate more money.
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I don't have the link on top of my head, but we're going to go ahead and put
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the new link that goes directly to them in the bio of this description of this episode.
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So when you guys look in the description, if you guys go to our website,
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everything, you can click that and you can donate directly now to the Village
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Built More Inn to help them all out.
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And we'll get to that more on throughout the show.
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So Mike, with that out of the way, let's go ahead and introduce
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teams and let's start off with you know i'm going
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to insert some fun 90s sports music what do we think about that
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yeah here's some 90s sports music coming
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when it comes in oh wow oh my god guys here we go for team uncle dad let's give
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it up for the one and only the raging cajun themselves the one the only again
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my captain mike as how are you welcome to the team hey did you hear about the
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Red Hot Chili Peppers videos.
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And member number two of Team Uncle Dad is the one, the only,
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the new, the guy with the shades, the coolest guy in the room, Brandon Bracamonte.
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Brandon Bracamonte, say hello. Hey, what's up, everybody?
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Go ahead and introduce yourself. Tell them what you do. Oh, I'm Brandon.
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I'm Mike's roommate. And best buddy.
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Yo. I'm Uncle Dad's friend.
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He's also a uncle dad's nephew he's an uncle cousin.
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Uncle friend yeah uncle cousin he's also also known as the the Bracka Monster
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he's an award winning tattoo artist,
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is currently working on and about to release his his comic that I've been watching
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him draw day in and day out very hard called Fear City and that'll be coming
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out soon and It's really great.
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Thanks for the plug. Yeah, plugs. I'm not paying for that either. Yeah.
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You're paying it with your time. That's why. Yes. And of course.
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When that's done, not to interrupt, but when that's done, hit me up.
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I know people at Vault Comics and some other people. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah.
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It should be out in about hopefully around Halloween, but probably the week after.
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Oh, I love that. Thank you. And speaking of Fear City, the man who brings the
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fear himself, the one and only Kurt Yeager. Fear. Oh.
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Now, Kurt, can you tell our audience who you are and what you do, all that good stuff?
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Yeah, my name's Kurt Yeager. I'm from South City originally.
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So born and raised, an actor and a writer. And just like Sons of Anarchy,
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NCIS, and other life and a bunch of others.
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A bunch of good stuff, indeed. You're part of Team Uncle Dad.
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And the reason why you're part of Team Uncle Dad is because you are one of the
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coolest guys around. There you go.
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I dig it. We'll allow it. We'll allow it. We'll allow it.
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Now, let's give it up. Oh, sorry. Actually, let me say who you were playing for. Team Uncle Dad.
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Team Uncle Dad, you guys will be playing for Joshua K. What to say is the first initial.
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Joshua K. That's who you're playing for. Team Uncle Dad. So let's try to get
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him a win. Team Uncle Dad, obviously. That's my team. I want us to win.
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You know, go Kings, right? Light the beam. Let's go.
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Now, let's give it up for the people who really matter besides Kurt Jaeger. Team alumni.
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Team alumni. We'll start off with the movie-making couple, the magic. The magic in the South.
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Let's give it up for the one and only Min Sun and Teddy. What's up? How are you guys?
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I'm sorry my energy is too much right now.
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Guys can you tell our audience who you are and what you guys
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do well we're minsan park and
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teddy tenenbaum and we're a married screenwriting couple
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and also directing couple and still married after
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all that that's a
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that's a it is it
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is i think
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it's it's awesome that you guys make movies together and you guys have a movie
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that pretty much anybody can watch right like you guys can anybody find what
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is it ghost town ghost town korea korea korea town ghost story yeah it's damn
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it you're close there's a lot of words in there they could jump around ghost yeah great ghost story.
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We've heard every very story of a town of Korea ghosts.
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Yeah, you can see it on Alter, and also we're premiering on Short of the Week
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next week, I think, for Halloween.
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Oh, that's awesome. That's amazing. I love it. Well, thank you guys for being
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here. I really appreciate that. I'm glad we guys stayed in touch, so thank you guys.
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Next up, let's give it up for the New Yorker himself, the man,
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the myth, the legend, the one and only,
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Ruff and Prentice III. What's up, man? How are you? I'm happy to be here.
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Visualizing the victory.
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I know this to be my uncle, dad, but you got to see it before it happens.
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You know, so that's the space I'm in.
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Now, you're a New Yorker, so what are your sports teams?
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Now, let's be clear. I live in New York. I am not a New Yorker.
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I'm originally from Richmond, Virginia, and my sports allegiances are all over.
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So, because we have no professional sports team.
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Okay, what's your basketball team then? I'm a Celtics fan. It's a good point
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to be a Celtics fan right now. Let's go, baby.
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Let's go. Hey.
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It's not a bad time to be a Celtics fan. He's not wrong. I've seen some good years.
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There's some good years coming ahead, I think. and baseball i'm an atlanta braves
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fan and football i'm a minnesota monkeys fan get out of here it's just time i let those,
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overall it's been a pretty solid year outside of baseball but yeah yeah and
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can you tell our audience what you do and who you are or not who you are but what you do sorry,
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i am an elector based in new york city well i'm known for i don't know.
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I did a video game called Watch Dogs 2 where I played the lead character,
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Marcus Holloway, and then was on SEAL Team, been on Insecure,
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a couple different shows.
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I love that. Robin, I got to ask you a question. Isn't it always the worst when
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someone's like, oh, you're an actor? Have I seen you or anything?
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You're like, did you watch television?
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And it's like, they're going to be wild laughing. I'm like,
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That's the tough factor. It's only the tough factor. I just thought the go-to
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would be retro, right? Watch Dogs 2.
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Yeah. As time passes, it's like... Yeah, I hear you.
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Hey, that character will always mean the world to me, and I will tell you that
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all the time. All the time. That character was one of my favorites.
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Now, Team Alumni, let's talk about who you're playing for. Team Alumni,
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you are playing for Robin, that's with an i robin p that is who you guys are
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playing for so for those two who donated thank you guys and for everybody who
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donated thank you so much and again you can keep donating and keep spreading.
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Yes yes i love the energy i love it you know
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ruffin you gotta you have to bottle up the energy of the
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celtics and make it happen today be a winner hey jason
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tatum shooting threes all day here we go we're warming
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up there we go now mike while
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i get everything ready i want you to tell our audience or tell our crew
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here our audience a great halloween story of yours halloween story
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of mine whoa well i
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i don't know if i have a great halloween story to
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just what's in the rating on these
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stories i don't know how how
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about i introduce uncle dad since everyone else got introduced yeah go ahead
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go ahead so our our host in trivia game master mc is is uncle dad he's not an
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uncle he's not a dad but he's someone that you can talk to or listen to he's got his an interesting.
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Poncho on today and he's
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interviewed some of the best in the business and we've
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got some of them on our show today so we're always
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happy to to see uncle dad
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and you know he's he's the
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one who started the uncle dad podcast and and
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here that makes that yeah that does make sense right how is that for an introduction
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have you guys ever revealed where your name uncle dad comes from yes thank you
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i was just gonna ask that you know we have let's be honestly the story is really not How's that great?
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As good as Mike's Halloween story.
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I know that story. That story is pretty crazy.
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You know, I'll just tell you the abridged version. The abridged version is that
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somebody gave me this name and it stuck with me.
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And that's pretty much it. There's really no crazy story to it.
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I wish there was. I wish there was such a horrible story.
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Yeah, it is a horrible story. Who gave you the name? It's an old friend of mine.
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He was like, man, I love talking to you. I love looking to you for advice.
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He goes, I want to call you my uncle.
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I want to call you dad because you can remind me a lot of my dad.
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He goes, so you know what? I'm going to call you uncle dad. And that's kind of what it is.
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There you go. that's nice so it's a really it's too sweet of a story.
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But speaking of stories we're going to play our first game of the night now
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the way it works we're going to play a game called one true three what one true
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three is is i'm going to tell you guys a story and you have to figure i'm going
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to tell you three stories and you're going to have to figure out which of those stories,
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only one is true. That's it.
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So for example, I will say I did this, I did that, or I did something else.
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And one of those three is the actual story.
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Now, after I tell each story, each of you get to ask one question each.
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Now we're going to do it based on teams. So we'll do, since we have the visitors
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here, the visitors will go first, team alumni.
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So we'll do it this way where it'll go minson teddy
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ruffin so each of you guys will answer ask a question in that order if you guys
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collectively come at the end of it once i tell you all three stories and you've
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asked all questions for each you guys then can collectively come up with an
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answer and talk about it here live on the mic of course does that all make sense,
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and so yeah yeah okay so you guys are first and i will tell you here's story one.
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Now i'm looking at the screen because i wrote these down so i didn't fuck them
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up i once lit a bag of dog poop on fire and left it in my neighbor's front door,
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that's the story so now each of you get to ask a question so minsun go ahead and go first,
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okay where did you get the dog poop so i found it in my front yard because my
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parents we had a little little like chihuahua type dog so those dogs always
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shit all the time so we had a bunch I lived in like a suburban neighborhood,
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so then I scooped it up and put it in a brown bag. Okay.
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Okay, so what did the house that you left it at look like?
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It was like a white, I don't know, like a very typical white neighborhood house.
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It's like how I can describe it, like very just like basic, you know,
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architecture, West Coast. I don't know how else to describe it to be honest. That's racist.
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I don't know how else to describe it.
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Like when i think of like when i think of like like tv houses it was like a
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tv house of like the 70s that's what i would think of like that that's that's
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okay that's your question,
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ruffin your question this might be too graphic but the consistency of said who,
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were you able to grab the whole specimen or was it something that was brittle what happened there?
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I was able to grab the whole unit and I scooped it up and I perfectly placed it in the brown bag.
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And I'll even tell you what, I'll give you something else. It was a whitish
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brown color. Both of us are dark shit.
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Whitish brown? Like a couple days old. Yeah. It's all crusty.
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All right story number two here we go uh when i was a young kid i went trick-or-treating
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as a bootleg mickey mouse and i was so terrified to trick-or-treat that i couldn't move,
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wait what so you cut out yeah could you give that again yeah i will say that
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again when i was a young kid i went trick-or-treating as a bootleg mickey mouse
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and i was so terrified that i couldn't move,
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so terrified that you couldn't move yeah what were you so scared of there was
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a haunted house that we were standing in front of like a house that appeared
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to be haunted it wasn't literally haunted just you know loud decoration and
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they had this heart that kept bumping like pumping and it terrified me.
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So what was different about the Mickey Mouse costume as a bootleg than an original?
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So I grew up in a very, I don't want to say poor household, but I guess a lower income household.
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And we couldn't really afford main stream costumes. So it was like a Mexico knockoff.
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So everything was kind of off by a little bit.
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And then there was no mask. so they had my mom had
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to physically like do the makeup herself which
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if i'm honest with you didn't look that great okay who
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else did you take your seat with that oh
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good question i was with my aunt at the time
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my aunt is uh so my parents are a little bit younger
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so my my aunt would have been probably like i don't know 17 and i was probably
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like seven or eight all right that's here we go last story i once vomited in
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a punch bowl and i didn't tell anybody and it was at my local church.
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I don't even know where to start with that one All right, so what color was the punch?
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What flavor was it? It was vomit.
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Was that it before or after?
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Junkie. Yeah, it was extra chunky. It was fruit punch flavor, like a red.
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So it was like a red color. Okay, great.
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What was the event? It was like a, I don't know if you've ever been to a church
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bazaar, like a church party, like a safe party where you can go as a kid and be safe.
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And vomit and punch bowls. Okay, I got it. Yes, exactly.
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Ruffin. Oh, man.
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This is gross.
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Did you witness anyone drink said puns after doing so?
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So I remember, oh man, I remember seeing one of the, like, she wasn't a nun,
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but she was one of the coordinators of the church.
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And she took a drink of it. And I was very nervous. And so I didn't say anything.
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We should have asked why you threw up. I can't believe none of us asked.
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Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Why did nobody ask that?
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Okay. Now, you guys get one last bonus question, but you only can use it once.
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But here's the side question.
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You can only use this one time, and that's ask Mike.
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Mike knows me very well. We're very close friends. But you can only use it once
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in this entire round of games.
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So you can use it now, but that's it.
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I don't know. Mike probably won't know the answer to this one.
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But he knows he won't know that he might know.
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I'm starting to know how good of a liar Uncle Dad is, is what I'm starting to know.
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How many stories he tells me are a bunch of shit.
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Personally, I would vote not to use it yet, but if you guys really want to, now we all agree.
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Okay, awesome. All right. So you three, what do you guys think?
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Collectively, which one do you think is the truth? They all sound true. Yeah.
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Really? Okay. I'm good at that. The punch hole one is so gross, it sounds true.
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Yeah. So the punch hole one is like a lot more outrageous than the other two,
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which could be a good indication that it's true. Yeah.
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The lack of detail about the poop one made me think it was real.
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You couldn't describe the house, which actually, strangely enough,
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made me believe it was real because we often don't remember that kind of stuff.
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And then the house, I didn't get why. You said that you were standing in front,
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you were afraid, you couldn't move.
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But I got the sense you meant you couldn't move at all the whole night,
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but then you revealed no, it's because it was just one house.
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So that seemed weird to me. okay okay but
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then he did he was very specific about the color of
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the poop the dog poop you know well like who hasn't
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seen poop no but i mean that's like this and it
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was dry it strikes me more flammable so i don't know that detail was a little
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specific one thing i can say about the poop though is we learned that he's a
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will ferrell fan and in in stepbrothers there is a dog poop licking scene and
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that is the color of the poop.
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Oh my gosh. Whoa.
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Wow. And the poop from Billy Madison.
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Wow. This is a very hard one personally. But I think my personal vote would
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probably be vomit because it's just the other two are just kind of normal stories.
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I've heard them before but the vomit is like crazy shit.
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For me the only thing about the vomit is why you feel the guilt it would be
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real guilt if you want someone drank that vomit unless you're a monster like Uncle Dad.
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Laughing about it like Minnie is later which one do you think is true I'm leaning towards the part story,
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Something about the fear and trepidation and saying you went trick-or-treating
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when you couldn't move doesn't feel right because it feels like the night was a failure.
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Something about that doesn't. Then, like I said, I just didn't feel like there
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was guilt with watching someone drink or throw up. Yeah. Okay.
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My vote is number one. What do you got here?
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Oh, gosh. So the first one was the dog poop story, yeah? Yeah.
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You know, I've done something similar to that. So I feel like to be real,
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I'm not going to go into more detail, but she's not the host.
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Okay. Believable to me. So I'm willing to go with you guys with number one,
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even though I'm still feeling three, because I think one is likely to.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So we're going to go with one. Okay.
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All right. I will tell you which one is not true for sure. and that is the punch bowl is not true.
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Now the true one is i was i was actually literally and this is i will never
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lie to you about this i was a bootleg mickey mouse and i was terrified because
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there was a heart pumping on the front of the yard,
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and it terrified me that i couldn't move that and from that whole entire experience
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so my aunt had to pick me up and carry me across sorry robin,
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yeah who's nailed it robin p robin p mike mike what are your thoughts on that,
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would you have known mike would you have known,
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Sorry, no, I wouldn't have known. We raised our time on that.
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But also, Ruffin's very intuitive.
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He really picks apart things in a way that I haven't heard yet in this type of game.
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So shout out to Ruffin on that. But he was wrong.
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He was wrong. The ways that he picked up the things that he said. But also, I don't know.
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I mean, Uncle Dad's stories are poop and throw-up stories, so it's just repulsive.
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And those weren't true, though. Those weren't true. So fuck's up. I know.
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But I am just sorry that everybody had to listen to that.
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I got to make interesting radio, you know? You're as convincing as Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan.
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He knows. He knows. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, man. let's keep this let's keep this going now it's time for team uncle
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dad team uncle dad the way we'll do this one is mike you can ask the question
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first then it'll be brandon then it'll be kurt all right are you guys ready
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for your story yes all right here we go,
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i was once trick-or-treating in the suburban area which where i which i where i live,
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and they had a we went to a house that had a very huge halloween
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party at that halloween party i could see
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in the second floor of the house that there was a a
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i assume like some sort of college kid of
00:26:14.532 --> 00:26:19.692
some sort kind of changing into very sexy costumes that i remember that that
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memory just stuck with me to this day that's story one okay oh we have to ask
00:26:27.292 --> 00:26:31.912
questions about this yes you saw you saw you okay so what do you look like.
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What was his name all right all right all right,
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mike go ahead and go first uh so you saw someone in the window changing into a sexy costume,
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so are you saying that the the i don't know curtains drapes blinds everything
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were completely open so you could see straight into the house. Complete.
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Brandon, your question. Okay. What movie did you see that in?
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Uh i didn't see that in a movie i actually experienced that but okay,
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all right right kurt yeah first floor second floor third floor i said second
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floor during the story okay yeah
00:27:27.269 --> 00:27:33.609
yeah but we're not really listening yeah exactly or maybe i was and i was,
00:27:34.789 --> 00:27:40.089
that's true yeah trying to catch me that's a good point all right story number
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two i once went ghost hunting while working at the world's most haunted house
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now quick little fact and mike can,
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say true to this i did actually i was the operations manager for the one of
00:27:52.209 --> 00:27:56.629
the world's haunted house isn't that true mike are you gonna say the name of
00:27:56.629 --> 00:27:59.369
the haunted house well i don't know, they'll get me in trouble. That's why.
00:28:00.649 --> 00:28:05.169
No? It is true. Everyone is true. Yeah. You're not just saying it.
00:28:05.409 --> 00:28:08.089
You can say the name. If he can't say it, I'll say it.
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Go ahead. Spirit Halloween Store.
00:28:13.009 --> 00:28:16.409
It was just a mystery house? Yeah, it was just a mystery house.
00:28:17.629 --> 00:28:24.549
See? You living in San Jose? What was that? You living in San Jose? Yeah, I still live here.
00:28:25.709 --> 00:28:29.289
Yeah. yeah yeah yeah
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so anyways i was working for the the world's
00:28:32.909 --> 00:28:35.689
most haunted house and we were ghost hunting in
00:28:35.689 --> 00:28:38.409
the house on a halloween weekend now i had a
00:28:38.409 --> 00:28:41.609
lot of keys that i can access all the floors and so
00:28:41.609 --> 00:28:44.469
with that we used a spirit box and when
00:28:44.469 --> 00:28:47.729
we used the spirit box the spirit box actually said
00:28:47.729 --> 00:28:54.149
mike's name but mike was not there was this the story that's the story yeah
00:28:54.149 --> 00:29:04.749
this is their story but yeah it said my name it said your name and you weren't there like,
00:29:05.560 --> 00:29:08.040
The spirit box said it? Smile.
00:29:10.800 --> 00:29:16.900
Was it like that? Do we all know what a spirit box is? No. A spirit box is like a...
00:29:18.460 --> 00:29:23.060
I'll mess with the dark arts. So a spirit box is a...
00:29:23.760 --> 00:29:29.360
It's basically like a broken radio. It's all static. And when you put it somewhere in theory,
00:29:29.660 --> 00:29:35.660
if there is energy there, it'll break up and you can make tangible words out
00:29:35.660 --> 00:29:42.300
of it never heard anything like that you said it yeah it's i'll send you one nothing,
00:29:43.320 --> 00:29:52.520
can you say will you say exactly how the name came out of the box when it was said,
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:58.900
so basically i said is there anybody in the room with me and then the sound went right,
00:30:02.820 --> 00:30:06.060
there's a lot of mics in the world you know that right well yeah but you're
00:30:06.060 --> 00:30:09.420
my mic it's a very common name it was like m-i-c it was.
00:30:13.360 --> 00:30:16.800
All right you're up brendan all right
00:30:16.800 --> 00:30:20.340
your turn well i don't even know what to say what were
00:30:20.340 --> 00:30:23.460
you wearing that's what
00:30:23.460 --> 00:30:31.580
the spirit of the hard-hitting questions were you wearing a poncho i'm gonna
00:30:31.580 --> 00:30:34.680
be completely honest with you i think i'm just wearing my i think i just got
00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:37.480
done work so i think i'm just wearing my uniform my uh like a dress-up shirt
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:43.420
like a bellhop like a bellhop yeah exactly all right kurt you're up.
00:30:46.332 --> 00:30:51.152
How many floors does the winchester mystery asshole dude fuck that,
00:30:53.112 --> 00:30:58.792
that's not fair dude i don't remember that you work there is what you said and
00:30:58.792 --> 00:31:01.532
i really worked past past tense
00:31:01.532 --> 00:31:07.792
though okay cool it's not that one oh get out of here that's bullshit,
00:31:09.152 --> 00:31:13.452
anyways i yeah i don't know if i agree with that question but okay,
00:31:15.192 --> 00:31:18.452
all right all right well i'll just tell you this from what i remember i think
00:31:18.452 --> 00:31:23.532
it's like six floors but i don't remember so i really don't remember all good
00:31:23.532 --> 00:31:26.092
all right uh here we go uh last,
00:31:27.912 --> 00:31:31.452
sorry i worked in a hospital once i don't remember how many floors that the
00:31:31.452 --> 00:31:37.232
hospital had you it's okay yeah all right all right last story last story so
00:31:37.232 --> 00:31:40.992
once my mom was expecting my halloween candy and you know as a good mom does
00:31:40.992 --> 00:31:43.152
and then she was looking through with my candy,
00:31:43.412 --> 00:31:46.172
she actually found an actual razor blade in my Reese's Cup.
00:31:46.612 --> 00:31:48.892
No. Whoa! Already?
00:31:50.292 --> 00:31:51.692
No way. Already?
00:31:53.472 --> 00:31:55.212
Much easier. I know.
00:31:57.372 --> 00:32:05.072
Did you keep the razor blade in a jar with your teeth that you put under the
00:32:05.072 --> 00:32:06.132
pillow for the tooth fairy?
00:32:07.512 --> 00:32:09.932
No, I don't have it. She was like.
00:32:15.792 --> 00:32:25.232
That's funny Robin Robin was no come on go ahead Mike what movie did you see that one,
00:32:28.492 --> 00:32:33.212
there was actually a movie called trick or treat that has that KCRA channel
00:32:33.212 --> 00:32:41.932
3 every now in the 80s What kind of candy was it? It was a Reese's.
00:32:43.052 --> 00:32:46.852
Reese's? So it was sideways in there? Like a Reese's cup?
00:32:48.112 --> 00:32:51.472
They put it through the package? Through the candy or just laid it on top?
00:32:51.612 --> 00:32:57.092
That is a small razor or a jumbo-sized Reese's cup, but they didn't make those
00:32:57.092 --> 00:32:58.652
in the 90s when we grew up.
00:32:59.352 --> 00:33:04.412
I could have been 2000. I'm much younger than you guys. You're not that much younger.
00:33:05.292 --> 00:33:06.592
Are you still trick-or-treating?
00:33:08.092 --> 00:33:11.912
Yeah, dude. He's still trick-or-treating. He's like, it was last October.
00:33:15.672 --> 00:33:20.012
He's like, I got a razor blade in there. All right, all right.
00:33:20.252 --> 00:33:24.692
Now, you guys also have the opportunity to ask Mike and his honest opinion.
00:33:24.972 --> 00:33:26.612
But if you want to save that, you can save that.
00:33:28.282 --> 00:33:31.502
I think we can say that this seems like it's pretty self-explanatory.
00:33:32.162 --> 00:33:35.942
Okay. Which one do you guys think? What do you think?
00:33:37.342 --> 00:33:43.082
Well, I don't believe that the Reese's razor blade story is true. Okay.
00:33:43.922 --> 00:33:47.102
Yeah, I think that comes out in the news every five years. Right.
00:33:47.602 --> 00:33:52.782
I think it's number two because Uncle Dad always hears someone whispering Mike's name to him.
00:33:52.962 --> 00:33:55.982
That's true. And that's probably where he came up with the idea for the podcast.
00:33:56.322 --> 00:33:57.602
You hear what you want to hear, right?
00:33:59.882 --> 00:34:02.802
What do you think which one do you think it is i was
00:34:02.802 --> 00:34:05.762
thinking one because the winchester mystery house has four stories
00:34:05.762 --> 00:34:08.862
you get keys to every single floor you probably know that and
00:34:08.862 --> 00:34:12.162
the last one is suspect because that's the second halloween story
00:34:12.162 --> 00:34:15.082
and then a razor blade like a legit one
00:34:15.082 --> 00:34:19.062
i remember them being at the end of plastic slides pins
00:34:19.062 --> 00:34:21.862
all that shit and everyone's like don't eat candy and
00:34:21.862 --> 00:34:25.722
i was like i'm a little fat kid i'm gonna eat all this shit i
00:34:25.722 --> 00:34:29.662
mean i'm still feel like one what because
00:34:29.662 --> 00:34:32.562
you know that was like i actually did see a woman
00:34:32.562 --> 00:34:35.322
dressing like in my neighborhood and i like lay down on
00:34:35.322 --> 00:34:38.602
the grass and i was like oh my gosh this is
00:34:38.602 --> 00:34:47.162
amazing and she looked at me and kept going so i think it was you know agreed
00:34:47.162 --> 00:34:53.082
upon somehow or another but i was like 10 i do that happened to me so maybe
00:34:53.082 --> 00:34:56.922
one what do we think guys what do you guys think,
00:34:58.305 --> 00:35:01.685
Too much dead air. I could go with... I mean, yeah, sorry. Yeah,
00:35:01.765 --> 00:35:03.805
dead air. I mean, I could go with one.
00:35:04.445 --> 00:35:08.565
He is kind of like a weird, creepy peeker. Yeah. Right.
00:35:10.005 --> 00:35:11.965
But... Had you been hanging out with the bushes for a while?
00:35:12.225 --> 00:35:13.305
These are my friends, by the way.
00:35:17.345 --> 00:35:22.665
We believe in... How much time we've seen him looking through people's windows? Shut the fuck up.
00:35:24.605 --> 00:35:29.525
Anyways. Yeah, I guess we... I'm down to go with one. I'll go with one. Let's go with one.
00:35:30.225 --> 00:35:32.905
All right. So I will tell you, I'll tell you a story that's not true.
00:35:33.325 --> 00:35:35.445
And that a hundred percent is the Reese's cup is not true.
00:35:36.585 --> 00:35:38.005
Yeah. No kidding. It happened to me though.
00:35:39.825 --> 00:35:44.405
Shocker. Shocker. I know. And the story that is true. Are we ready?
00:35:45.085 --> 00:35:48.545
Oh, let's, let's give a big round of applause for their first point.
00:35:48.965 --> 00:35:51.145
Team uncle. Got it. Oh yeah.
00:35:54.605 --> 00:36:00.905
How is that easy? Can I just say, Kurt, you're so intuitive with your well I
00:36:00.905 --> 00:36:03.145
don't believe in Terrence Howard's preaching,
00:36:05.105 --> 00:36:11.805
I get it I'm a believer now alright alright so that puts you guys up so team
00:36:11.805 --> 00:36:15.345
alumni you guys have your chance to I'm going to do something a little different
00:36:15.345 --> 00:36:18.065
here what's our guy's name Joshua yes,
00:36:19.665 --> 00:36:25.305
team alumni if you guys get this one right you will get two points and you will
00:36:25.305 --> 00:36:27.885
win this round that's what he does,
00:36:29.165 --> 00:36:35.645
making his own rules up he does it all the time I mean I am the host he's the host.
00:36:39.145 --> 00:36:43.545
Yeah so if you guys ever for those listening we listen to our two game shows
00:36:43.545 --> 00:36:47.025
we always kind of mix things up a little bit to shake it up and so we are shaking
00:36:47.025 --> 00:36:52.245
it up so if you guys win you will get two points and if you guys don't win they'll win the round,
00:36:53.005 --> 00:36:55.785
so here we go last story Last Stories.
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The first movie on Halloween I ever watched was The Re-Animator,
00:36:59.925 --> 00:37:01.845
and it forever changed me.
00:37:02.897 --> 00:37:03.717
That's story one.
00:37:05.837 --> 00:37:08.597
How old were you when you saw that movie? I was nine.
00:37:11.237 --> 00:37:16.417
Who showed it to you? My mother. My mother's actually a big horror fan. Okay.
00:37:17.377 --> 00:37:19.277
That's a tough one for a nine-year-old.
00:37:20.677 --> 00:37:22.057
Well, I'd said it forever changed me.
00:37:24.037 --> 00:37:30.257
Go ahead, Ruffin. What time of day was it when you watched this film?
00:37:30.637 --> 00:37:33.117
It would have been Halloween night. It's probably like 7 or 8 p.m.
00:37:34.397 --> 00:37:38.057
Yeah. All right. That's story one. Story two.
00:37:38.577 --> 00:37:44.397
I once got lost in a corn maze for 16 hours. I had to call. They had to call.
00:37:47.597 --> 00:37:53.817
16. That one's true. Not six. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
00:37:57.017 --> 00:38:00.517
It was tomorrow. It was tomorrow.
00:38:03.557 --> 00:38:05.897
They had to call 911 to get me out.
00:38:08.877 --> 00:38:14.557
I hope that one's true. They called CPS to get him out.
00:38:16.037 --> 00:38:22.997
Go ahead. Where was this corn maze located? It was actually located in Lathrop, California.
00:38:23.877 --> 00:38:26.177
In what? Lathrop, California?
00:38:27.537 --> 00:38:36.217
My question is why didn't the people who work there just basically find you in my tents?
00:38:37.137 --> 00:38:43.257
Well, so this core maze is humongous. It's miles long. It's a really long core maze.
00:38:43.557 --> 00:38:48.337
And so, you know, I was a young kid.
00:38:51.197 --> 00:38:52.717
Go ahead, Ruffin.
00:38:54.917 --> 00:39:02.637
Can you give me the example for around about the time frame of the hours of the day, like from 9 a.m.
00:39:03.117 --> 00:39:05.577
To your, you know, swimming.
00:39:07.857 --> 00:39:08.957
Let's do the math here.
00:39:10.686 --> 00:39:16.246
Sorry you know what's funny about this I'm just like it's so funny the reaction
00:39:16.246 --> 00:39:21.746
I got sorry choking up alive yeah exactly exactly you know what I'm just gonna
00:39:21.746 --> 00:39:24.786
be completely honest with you I'm gonna be completely honest with you that story is not true.
00:39:30.686 --> 00:39:32.446
You got lost,
00:39:34.506 --> 00:39:37.866
at 10am and got found tomorrow at 6am,
00:39:40.546 --> 00:39:44.426
i would just start like ruffin will you ask me that question it's a gears are
00:39:44.426 --> 00:39:45.846
turning my mind like math okay
00:39:45.846 --> 00:39:53.166
math math math math no dude fuck it hey bob that question was brilliant,
00:39:54.766 --> 00:39:59.486
you pretty sure that would have made like the local news at least our hair,
00:40:02.606 --> 00:40:06.386
movie yeah that's a
00:40:06.386 --> 00:40:10.146
miniseries on hulu for a hulu hours in
00:40:10.146 --> 00:40:17.406
hay hell all right all right that's uh i was working a haunted house in my early
00:40:17.406 --> 00:40:22.386
20s and i was physically assaulted by a random attendee not because he was scared
00:40:22.386 --> 00:40:29.546
but because he was just a dick basically okay he was just a troublemaker basically what'd you do,
00:40:30.906 --> 00:40:34.046
hey you're on the other team oh sorry.
00:40:37.966 --> 00:40:41.266
So if you're working in a haunted house what costume
00:40:41.266 --> 00:40:44.466
were you wearing at the time it was like a zombie like makeup
00:40:44.466 --> 00:40:47.806
and i was a zombie makeup and
00:40:47.806 --> 00:40:51.206
so like this okay so this particular haunted house was very like like
00:40:51.206 --> 00:40:53.966
homegrown haunted house and it was like little like rooms that
00:40:53.966 --> 00:40:57.166
each had like their own little like you know scary part and so
00:40:57.166 --> 00:41:00.266
i was a zombie next to a guy holding a chainsaw to
00:41:00.266 --> 00:41:12.126
be scary i guess okay my question is is this one true or the first one i cannot
00:41:12.126 --> 00:41:18.086
answer that no i respect but that's bullshit you have to answer it,
00:41:18.626 --> 00:41:22.226
Yeah, my answer is I don't have one. I want three more wishes. That's my first wish.
00:41:22.866 --> 00:41:27.926
Well, too bad. Anyways, no, no. I'm going to disqualify you, sir.
00:41:29.746 --> 00:41:36.966
Do I get another question? You get another question, yes. That was a nice disqualification.
00:41:37.946 --> 00:41:41.086
Can you describe the guy? That hit me? Yeah.
00:41:41.846 --> 00:41:44.766
There was a younger Mexican dude, probably in his early 20s,
00:41:44.886 --> 00:41:47.706
slick back hair, and a black hoodie, black jeans.
00:41:49.266 --> 00:41:58.726
10 ruffin ruffin's face you said this was a house with multiple rooms yeah how
00:41:58.726 --> 00:42:02.786
many rooms were in this house i think it was honestly i really think it was about eight to ten,
00:42:04.211 --> 00:42:06.751
Man, Ruffin, I thought you were just going to ask a math question.
00:42:06.991 --> 00:42:08.331
Just any other math question.
00:42:09.271 --> 00:42:11.671
I thought you were just going to be like, give me the quadratic formula.
00:42:11.871 --> 00:42:13.291
And he'd be like, okay, no, it's not true.
00:42:16.691 --> 00:42:19.751
I'm disappointed, you, Ruffin. Oh, man.
00:42:20.351 --> 00:42:26.411
I'm just freaking more from... All right. So, he said it was like a mid-threatening project.
00:42:26.571 --> 00:42:29.111
But that was nine months. It was pretty big.
00:42:29.411 --> 00:42:33.391
It's like much bigger than that. I thought he would say. But, yeah.
00:42:34.591 --> 00:42:39.311
Okay. So now you guys can either ask Mike or guess. I don't know.
00:42:39.531 --> 00:42:40.991
Do we want to ask Mike on this?
00:42:41.731 --> 00:42:44.411
Was it your last time? This is your last time to use it.
00:42:45.231 --> 00:42:46.971
You don't need my help on this one.
00:42:48.791 --> 00:42:52.071
I think this whole bonus question I'm asking Mike is BS anyway.
00:42:52.211 --> 00:42:52.911
I don't think it's going to ever go.
00:42:54.271 --> 00:42:59.311
I thought Mike knew it better, but I guess not. I just know how good of a liar
00:42:59.311 --> 00:43:01.071
or how bad of a liar you are. Stop it.
00:43:01.431 --> 00:43:03.531
I guess so. Exactly how good of what I am.
00:43:05.371 --> 00:43:11.091
They both sound pretty good they do i don't know why but the movie watching one just feels,
00:43:11.771 --> 00:43:15.811
real pre-animator but i don't know it does feel real but what if it's like he
00:43:15.811 --> 00:43:20.091
actually watched when he's 11 so it's kind of a lie like it's an easy one to
00:43:20.091 --> 00:43:25.191
like change just that thought was detail like his mom like it's kind of young
00:43:25.191 --> 00:43:30.491
to see that movie and i must admit very fast with for details on the third one.
00:43:30.751 --> 00:43:34.331
The questions that he knew those answers really found. Yeah.
00:43:37.211 --> 00:43:41.471
Ruffin, what about you? What's your instinct on that? I mean,
00:43:43.751 --> 00:43:52.151
I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to refer because they both have good, solid quality details.
00:43:53.231 --> 00:43:59.111
It's possible for me to... I don't know. Okay. You really stumped him on this one, Oh, yeah.
00:44:00.611 --> 00:44:02.711
And we even got to get a friend when that's really one won.
00:44:06.311 --> 00:44:13.831
Don't ask him, Matt. I think I'm kind of leaning towards number three, but I keep going for you.
00:44:14.611 --> 00:44:18.071
Yeah, I mean, they're both unbelievable. That's the thing. I feel like information
00:44:18.071 --> 00:44:20.371
is true to me, though. I don't know.
00:44:22.931 --> 00:44:27.551
Ruffin's going to have to be the tiebreaker because I disagree, which is typical.
00:44:29.291 --> 00:44:35.431
And by the way I'm usually wrong so don't get in the middle of that Ruffin don't you dare,
00:44:38.691 --> 00:44:41.711
I want everyone to have a peaceful night of sleep tonight,
00:44:44.171 --> 00:44:51.471
what are you both saying I feel like one is slightly truer but you know because
00:44:51.471 --> 00:44:56.251
it just seems so it's all on you Ruffin the weight is on you you can win this
00:44:56.251 --> 00:44:58.491
right now You can win this round at least.
00:45:01.142 --> 00:45:01.862
The pressure.
00:45:03.922 --> 00:45:08.502
I'm going to go with the movie. Are you guys okay with that? What do you guys think?
00:45:10.802 --> 00:45:17.042
That's what majority rules. The pressure. Hold on. Hold on. Okay.
00:45:18.802 --> 00:45:23.442
I heard those details about the guy. It felt like the guy was hitting him when
00:45:23.442 --> 00:45:24.762
he talked about the guy hitting him.
00:45:26.422 --> 00:45:27.622
It felt like...
00:45:31.502 --> 00:45:35.282
Like he really got all right i need an answer,
00:45:38.282 --> 00:45:41.402
do we have that jeopardy like time style thing.
00:45:45.742 --> 00:45:46.962
Let's just let's just go,
00:45:50.462 --> 00:45:54.042
what say it again wait.
00:46:00.802 --> 00:46:08.122
Okay here we go a story that is true and does this make robin a winner in round
00:46:08.122 --> 00:46:13.662
one the answer is it sure does you got it right sir that story is true,
00:46:15.022 --> 00:46:20.342
how old were you when you saw the reanimator oh that was like 15 house mom didn't
00:46:20.342 --> 00:46:24.542
show him that because he went to church his mom wouldn't do that that's not
00:46:24.542 --> 00:46:26.982
true at all actually the reason why i love horror movies is because my mom,
00:46:28.802 --> 00:46:34.842
what was that sir did she show you the reanimator yeah we watched it together
00:46:34.842 --> 00:46:41.102
on like sci-fi channel i think like when i was 15 15 15 yeah that's 15 what's
00:46:41.102 --> 00:46:42.702
what was the first horror movie you saw,
00:46:43.516 --> 00:46:49.976
Like ever? Yeah. You know, if I remember correctly, it was Wes Craven's new nightmare.
00:46:50.496 --> 00:46:53.616
And that would have been, I would have been like seven or eight.
00:46:53.776 --> 00:46:58.036
Honestly, I was young. Why didn't you tell that? That's even more unbelievable.
00:47:01.136 --> 00:47:03.236
Well, there you go. All right.
00:47:05.776 --> 00:47:10.596
Team Uncle Dad has one point and Team Alumni has two points,
00:47:10.816 --> 00:47:11.856
putting Robin in the lead.
00:47:12.256 --> 00:47:15.176
Good job, guys. Mike,
00:47:17.196 --> 00:47:20.636
just for the audience here, can you go ahead and tell them one last time what
00:47:20.636 --> 00:47:23.176
we're doing and what we're trying to do and raise money for?
00:47:24.056 --> 00:47:27.896
We're trying to talk about when you got beat up. Yeah, that's what we're talking
00:47:27.896 --> 00:47:31.536
about. You got beat up at the haunted house and then you still went to work for Winchester?
00:47:35.316 --> 00:47:41.996
We are having a trivia game in which the person that each team is representing
00:47:41.996 --> 00:47:45.556
wins a piece of art by Callie Dunlap.
00:47:46.056 --> 00:47:50.356
And the reason that they are even in the contest to win that is because they
00:47:50.356 --> 00:47:57.456
donated to our fundraiser to help the victims of Hurricane Helene in Asheville, North Carolina,
00:47:57.856 --> 00:48:07.216
which unless you have been living like a monk in the mountains of the Santa
00:48:07.216 --> 00:48:09.916
Cruz East Bay or something like that,
00:48:10.096 --> 00:48:14.256
you would have seen that Asheville was completely devastated and destroyed by
00:48:14.256 --> 00:48:16.996
Hurricane Helene. And so we're just doing a little thing to help out.
00:48:17.696 --> 00:48:21.436
Absolutely. And it's great that we can do that because it also shows just,
00:48:21.616 --> 00:48:24.436
you know, life can be so unfortunate for others.
00:48:24.576 --> 00:48:27.056
And, you know, we should always be grateful for the things that we have.
00:48:27.316 --> 00:48:30.656
And so I'm very just grateful that I can hang out with all you guys and be able
00:48:30.656 --> 00:48:33.796
to do this and use whatever voice that we have to help those who need it.
00:48:34.016 --> 00:48:36.956
So thank you again, guys, for each of you guys taking the time.
00:48:37.056 --> 00:48:39.616
I know you guys are all busy. So just thank you guys for really being a part of this.
00:48:39.836 --> 00:48:42.076
So really, because this show doesn't exist without you guys.
00:48:42.236 --> 00:48:43.536
So thank you, Team Alumni.
00:48:43.976 --> 00:48:48.696
Thank you, Kurt Yeager. And thank you, Brandon Bracamonte. Yeah, thanks, everybody.
00:48:49.876 --> 00:48:52.816
Thanks, everybody. I mean, you're welcome. thank you
00:48:52.816 --> 00:48:55.536
and also guys you can still continue to donate money if you
00:48:55.536 --> 00:49:00.636
go to gofundme.com go and look for built more village in and you can still raise
00:49:00.636 --> 00:49:05.396
money they are trying to get a goal of 25 000 please help them out because that's
00:49:05.396 --> 00:49:10.516
what this is all about and that link will be in the description all right game
00:49:10.516 --> 00:49:14.156
number two this is this is another variation of one true three but that's called,
00:49:14.256 --> 00:49:15.356
hey, you, yeah, I ate that.
00:49:18.216 --> 00:49:22.656
And basically what this is, it's a story, not story, it's three foods,
00:49:22.776 --> 00:49:24.776
and only one of those foods I've actually eaten.
00:49:26.396 --> 00:49:30.476
What? He likes to throw a lot of curveballs. Yeah.
00:49:31.696 --> 00:49:34.876
Live. Can you ask me some trivia about The Shining or something?
00:49:34.996 --> 00:49:35.996
I might actually mention it.
00:49:36.696 --> 00:49:39.676
The thing is this, the thing is this, this creates the conversation.
00:49:39.996 --> 00:49:41.836
Right? It creates the conversation.
00:49:42.985 --> 00:49:45.865
I'm trying to connect with everybody. So here we go.
00:49:46.645 --> 00:49:49.305
All right. Team alumni, since you won, Team Uncle Dad will go first.
00:49:49.625 --> 00:49:52.945
Same question order. I'm just going to name the food, and then you guys literally
00:49:52.945 --> 00:49:54.085
have to ask any questions you want.
00:49:54.285 --> 00:49:56.765
You guys get one question each. Here we go.
00:49:57.525 --> 00:49:59.745
Food one. Candied pickles.
00:50:01.105 --> 00:50:04.425
Pickles. Wait, I thought it was Uncle Dad first, right? Yeah,
00:50:04.605 --> 00:50:05.585
it is Uncle Dad first, yeah.
00:50:06.805 --> 00:50:12.425
So, Mike, you get to ask the first question. Ask the question about you eating candied pickles? Yes.
00:50:16.545 --> 00:50:22.565
Did you like it you know i did i mean dude think about it sweet and sour how
00:50:22.565 --> 00:50:29.705
the fuck do you not like that i don't know what's your question my question
00:50:29.705 --> 00:50:35.305
i'm gonna text it to him where did you get these candied pickles?
00:50:35.865 --> 00:50:38.345
As a blueberry. Oh, I don't know.
00:50:40.845 --> 00:50:46.085
Kurt Yeager, you're up. What, is it a whole damn pickle? Is it a big pickle?
00:50:46.365 --> 00:50:52.565
A little pickle? Is it a zircon? Is it a sweet pickle? What are we talking here?
00:50:53.165 --> 00:50:58.785
They were sliced kosher pickles.
00:51:02.145 --> 00:51:05.865
Okay. All right. Food number two, spiced crickets.
00:51:08.365 --> 00:51:14.125
Yeah. Did you buy them at a gas station? No, I bought them at a candy store
00:51:14.125 --> 00:51:15.285
in Sacramento, California.
00:51:17.305 --> 00:51:21.405
What candy store? So wait, you bought candy at the flea market,
00:51:21.645 --> 00:51:25.225
but crickets at a candy store. Crickets at a candy store.
00:51:28.705 --> 00:51:32.425
Jumbo shrimp and all that. Wait, Brad, your question, Brad.
00:51:33.105 --> 00:51:39.365
What candy store where i it's it was is it called dream about candy it's on
00:51:39.365 --> 00:51:43.705
it's an old sacramento it's next to the punch club punchline comedy club i think
00:51:43.705 --> 00:51:46.145
it is it's right across from joe's okay,
00:51:48.207 --> 00:51:56.047
Did he sell it to you? Yeah. No, I didn't work at that one. I worked at the caramel apple store.
00:51:58.567 --> 00:52:00.067
What was the spice?
00:52:02.747 --> 00:52:07.827
Yeah, he did say spiced. Yeah, like a cinnamon toasty spice.
00:52:08.467 --> 00:52:10.447
I thought he was going to give up again. Yeah.
00:52:11.807 --> 00:52:14.147
How many floors did this cricket have?
00:52:15.887 --> 00:52:22.647
What floor of the Kimmy store do they sell crickets all right okay,
00:52:24.687 --> 00:52:34.047
here's the last one the sour bits of cow tongue yeah that one totally yeah he totally did that yeah,
00:52:36.247 --> 00:52:42.487
did you get that at like when I was like a Mexican meat stores,
00:52:43.467 --> 00:52:49.247
yes I did get that at a Mexican meat store you know you know like carnal sarita
00:52:49.247 --> 00:52:51.847
yeah or carnal seat how you say it carnal sarita,
00:52:53.447 --> 00:52:59.827
yeah you know i don't even have to ask questions about that okay if you're gonna
00:52:59.827 --> 00:53:05.167
pass your question ask him how thick the tongue was how thick is your uncle's tongue,
00:53:06.867 --> 00:53:12.747
all right you're right all right kurt you're up i'm still thinking about these.
00:53:16.347 --> 00:53:20.687
So how big were the beef tongue chunks? Let's say a quarter inch.
00:53:22.307 --> 00:53:28.987
Yeah. I'm going with the beef tongue, but that's my thought right away. What do you guys think?
00:53:29.867 --> 00:53:33.567
Yeah, I think he's coming. Really? Just 100%.
00:53:35.162 --> 00:53:38.042
It doesn't make sense. I've had crickets. I've eaten that stuff.
00:53:39.162 --> 00:53:42.302
But just spice, and then you went with cinnamon. I don't know,
00:53:42.562 --> 00:53:44.642
man. I'm with pumpkin spice or something else.
00:53:45.862 --> 00:53:48.942
That's the problem? Yeah, I would say it's the problem. And then you were like,
00:53:49.162 --> 00:53:53.322
next to Joe's Crab Shack. And I'm like, was it there 20 years ago? Probably not.
00:53:53.602 --> 00:53:57.682
I didn't say I was a kid, though. I think you're making your own age range, though.
00:53:58.282 --> 00:54:01.042
I am making my own age range. Okay.
00:54:02.122 --> 00:54:04.742
So which one are you guys going with? What do you guys think?
00:54:04.862 --> 00:54:07.542
What do you guys think? I think that the real one's a tongue. Yeah.
00:54:08.362 --> 00:54:12.482
Okay. Yeah. Look at him. He eats tongue. Look at him. Yeah, look at him.
00:54:14.362 --> 00:54:18.902
He's got a bowl of tongue in front of him right now. He's like...
00:54:18.902 --> 00:54:20.442
We're a spicy cricket. Yeah.
00:54:22.582 --> 00:54:28.362
He eats bits of tongue like cracklings. Okay, all right.
00:54:29.422 --> 00:54:32.062
Well, I hate to break it to you guys. You're wrong. Yeah, all right.
00:54:32.562 --> 00:54:35.582
Yeah, all right. I swear to you, the true story is the Spice Crickets.
00:54:35.722 --> 00:54:40.562
I bought them from the candy store across from Joe's Crabstack next to the pinks of the comedy club.
00:54:42.162 --> 00:54:47.722
I don't believe it. I feel like he's lying. I am not lying to you. Let's see receipts.
00:54:50.122 --> 00:54:54.962
This had to be like nine years ago. Were they good? Oh, no.
00:54:56.462 --> 00:55:00.702
I think those Crickets honestly are really good. I think if you haven't tried
00:55:00.702 --> 00:55:01.442
them, you should try them.
00:55:02.982 --> 00:55:05.062
We should have asked Mike. Yeah.
00:55:07.802 --> 00:55:11.902
You know, he's been eating crickets. It doesn't really work for the Uncle Dad team.
00:55:12.562 --> 00:55:15.762
Yeah. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't, no. Okay.
00:55:16.162 --> 00:55:18.982
All right. Well, I put you guys at zero point now. Let's go ahead and get it
00:55:18.982 --> 00:55:20.442
to the team alumni. Here we go.
00:55:20.882 --> 00:55:22.982
Your guys' is much more straightforward.
00:55:23.922 --> 00:55:28.302
Only one of these I've actually had. And number one is Smarties.
00:55:30.182 --> 00:55:31.182
Really? Okay.
00:55:33.142 --> 00:55:37.462
Okay what do I even ask about okay.
00:55:40.942 --> 00:55:44.522
Where did you get these smarties I was actually trick-or-treating,
00:55:47.022 --> 00:55:50.662
what's your favorite flavor of smarties oh the pink one I don't know what flavor
00:55:50.662 --> 00:55:55.082
that is but the pink one is that's why I honestly thought they were but I was
00:55:55.082 --> 00:55:58.682
like I think the pink one I like the most yes,
00:56:00.782 --> 00:56:02.262
riffin Uh,
00:56:03.781 --> 00:56:06.581
if you this um.
00:56:09.561 --> 00:56:13.601
Oh these are smarties yeah they're like
00:56:13.601 --> 00:56:21.901
the little pill candy the chalky things you know the old fashion chalky yeah
00:56:21.901 --> 00:56:28.881
did you have more than one when you had them did you have more than one when
00:56:28.881 --> 00:56:32.261
you had them the first time I did yeah I had multiples,
00:56:33.521 --> 00:56:38.321
okay yeah okay number two maltesis,
00:56:39.561 --> 00:56:42.501
hold on i gotta look this up,
00:56:43.121 --> 00:56:46.001
is that like a maltee a malta noteball or
00:56:46.001 --> 00:56:48.701
something yeah but it's like crunchy in the middle like
00:56:48.701 --> 00:56:51.881
crunchy airy in the middle so it's like it's
00:56:51.881 --> 00:56:55.321
got like white fur and black face noses
00:56:55.321 --> 00:56:58.581
and oh no that's a maltese dog malteesers right like
00:56:58.581 --> 00:57:05.081
a waffle yeah i guess so i guess so yeah oh those yeah they're like malted milk
00:57:05.081 --> 00:57:16.241
balls I've never had that okay alright so well did you describe the flavor,
00:57:17.461 --> 00:57:23.881
fake chocolate taste with crunchy air yeah that about describes it.
00:57:25.541 --> 00:57:32.621
Where did you get them trick or treating Oh, those are full-time candies.
00:57:33.101 --> 00:57:35.481
And they're British, too. Oh? Yeah.
00:57:35.961 --> 00:57:39.501
They had a razor. Oh, good catch. Took a treat. They had a razor.
00:57:40.461 --> 00:57:45.181
It's a razor. That is apparently only available in places like Whole Foods. Yeah.
00:57:45.621 --> 00:57:48.041
I've never ever heard of it. What is it called? What's that market that's like?
00:57:48.141 --> 00:57:49.621
Cost plus. Cost plus. Yeah, yeah.
00:57:50.241 --> 00:57:53.981
Well, market or whatever. What's the phone? What's your life?
00:57:56.241 --> 00:57:58.421
Have you? When is the way I'm glad you're doing it?
00:57:59.298 --> 00:58:03.958
Oh, my gosh. Probably when I went to World Market like five years ago.
00:58:05.778 --> 00:58:10.278
Wait. Say that again. What was the question? Because he asked me when did I
00:58:10.278 --> 00:58:11.638
have him last, right? Is that what you said?
00:58:12.138 --> 00:58:16.618
Yeah. Yeah. And I said probably like five years ago at World Market.
00:58:16.758 --> 00:58:21.498
So you have a trick or treat first, and then you went to World Market and got right. Yes. Bullshit.
00:58:25.078 --> 00:58:29.358
I love it. I love it. Okay. Last one. last one.
00:58:30.038 --> 00:58:33.478
Pop Rocks Dipper. Or, sorry, Pop Rocks Dips.
00:58:34.578 --> 00:58:36.458
Pop Rocks Dips. Really?
00:58:37.938 --> 00:58:41.058
Yeah, I remember them. Okay, so... I think.
00:58:43.178 --> 00:58:45.698
They really exist? I think I remember these, yeah.
00:58:48.638 --> 00:58:52.898
So, uh... Oh, that's awesome. Why don't we even ask about this? Kurt, are you okay?
00:58:54.998 --> 00:58:58.858
I'm just trying not to give away anything and help them out.
00:59:00.338 --> 00:59:03.238
That might be two separate candies that don't ever
00:59:03.238 --> 00:59:06.098
go together but yeah maybe not maybe
00:59:06.098 --> 00:59:10.738
not okay sorry what's your question when did you meet these this i would have
00:59:10.738 --> 00:59:16.278
had probably like when i was in high school okay so was that my question is
00:59:16.278 --> 00:59:22.998
was that before or after they and pop rocks for killing that in i didn't even
00:59:22.998 --> 00:59:24.818
know that urban legend do you you're not,
00:59:25.778 --> 00:59:29.878
yeah i don't know that one we had to put it in a coke yeah wait is that true
00:59:29.878 --> 00:59:36.118
that's a true story urban urban legend yeah it's not as true as the rhesus cup with the,
00:59:38.278 --> 00:59:41.578
i don't have an answer because i don't know yeah i don't know uh ruffin go ahead,
00:59:42.838 --> 00:59:50.298
uh what flavor did you have cherry okay here we go all right you guys got to figure it out which.
00:59:54.241 --> 00:59:57.881
I think i think the smarties i think like everybody's had smarties i think the
00:59:57.881 --> 01:00:00.961
maltese's i don't think you get them on trick-or-treat what kind of monster
01:00:00.961 --> 01:00:06.321
serves them to kids on trick-or-treat who goes to world market and buys candy
01:00:06.321 --> 01:00:09.701
for trick-or-treating kids yeah that doesn't mean i'm gonna give out cough drops,
01:00:11.821 --> 01:00:14.801
like this might happen like in the hamptons or something,
01:00:15.881 --> 01:00:21.141
right no say because like 10 years ago smarties were really popular again remember
01:00:21.141 --> 01:00:25.901
they were like grinding them up and snorting them in middle school what oh i
01:00:25.901 --> 01:00:28.361
don't wait you still don't,
01:00:30.061 --> 01:00:31.741
wait that's not that's not normal.
01:00:34.881 --> 01:00:37.741
Dips is actually yeah i
01:00:37.741 --> 01:00:40.841
know i've never heard of that it's a thing it's a
01:00:40.841 --> 01:00:43.661
thing yeah it is a thing done yeah come
01:00:43.661 --> 01:00:46.421
to that white candy stick yeah like the one the
01:00:46.421 --> 01:00:49.461
regular dips came with but it's got it's got pop rocks instead
01:00:49.461 --> 01:00:52.221
yeah okay but i wonder how
01:00:52.221 --> 01:00:55.021
easy those are to find you can get them at the candy
01:00:55.021 --> 01:01:03.001
store that has the crickets yeah exactly unfortunately unfortunately i do think
01:01:03.001 --> 01:01:07.461
there is a cherry flavor as well yeah and the thing about the smarties is it's
01:01:07.461 --> 01:01:09.901
the kind of thing you could throw in there thinking like well everyone's had
01:01:09.901 --> 01:01:14.341
them so i haven't had them so it's a good decoy. Maybe.
01:01:17.181 --> 01:01:20.581
Well, it's definitely not the Maltesers. Yeah, I'm thinking one or three.
01:01:20.901 --> 01:01:22.701
Yeah, it's either one or three. Alright.
01:01:24.021 --> 01:01:28.001
And the pop rock dips don't look like I remember them.
01:01:28.541 --> 01:01:33.901
Let's think about the other ones that have been true and how outrageous they were.
01:01:35.041 --> 01:01:37.961
Or they were basic. He's a basic bitch.
01:01:38.201 --> 01:01:44.881
But getting punched by the zombie hater, that was not basic.
01:01:46.641 --> 01:01:50.881
You probably deserve that punch. Damn!
01:01:51.561 --> 01:02:00.201
It's not like the smarties is just... You can ask Mike.
01:02:00.641 --> 01:02:02.881
I'm honestly leaning towards three.
01:02:04.601 --> 01:02:10.401
I'll go with... I think three. I don't have a strong feeling either way so if
01:02:10.401 --> 01:02:13.601
you guys have a three sounds good i didn't ask you,
01:02:15.861 --> 01:02:22.221
the high school reference felt through okay all right we're gonna go through that.
01:02:26.041 --> 01:02:32.461
Well i do like that that is not true the the correct answer is smarties the easiest one,
01:02:35.861 --> 01:02:44.961
I knew it I knew he was a basic bitch but I figured that would cause confusion
01:02:44.961 --> 01:02:49.981
because it's so basic you know what I mean that was good that was a good one to throw in,
01:02:50.764 --> 01:02:54.604
All right. So we'll put you to one to two still. Mike, guess what?
01:02:54.844 --> 01:02:58.424
If Team Uncle Dad wins, that'll bump you up to three points.
01:02:58.564 --> 01:03:00.864
Okay, you guys taking the lead. Yay.
01:03:02.224 --> 01:03:09.804
See? Bump us up. Both away. All right, here we go. First one. Juicy Drop Gummies Dip.
01:03:11.124 --> 01:03:14.004
I don't even know what that is. You've had it or had?
01:03:14.584 --> 01:03:17.844
You've had this? Well, you have to figure out which one I've had,
01:03:17.904 --> 01:03:20.504
remember? You've had this. Yes.
01:03:25.184 --> 01:03:31.744
I don't even know what that is. Juicy Drop Gummies Dip. What company makes that?
01:03:32.264 --> 01:03:34.324
I don't know. Some candy company? I don't know.
01:03:35.984 --> 01:03:41.384
What do they look like? They are like these bluish or reddish little pods.
01:03:41.664 --> 01:03:45.444
They have a little squishy part in the middle and then you squeeze it and then
01:03:45.444 --> 01:03:47.124
you put it on a gummy and you eat the gummy.
01:03:47.824 --> 01:03:49.764
Gross. That's a lot. That's gross.
01:03:50.544 --> 01:03:55.024
Kirk yeager that's a complicated candy i'm very upset,
01:03:57.224 --> 01:04:04.244
these kids how many licks does it take to get to the center of the juicy drop dip uh just one really.
01:04:11.024 --> 01:04:18.264
Where do you get that is it just a 7-eleven what like a gas station 7-eleven 76 old,
01:04:19.064 --> 01:04:28.644
76 you know everybody goes there all degenerates all right here we go number two seven has it,
01:04:29.924 --> 01:04:34.624
yeah number two number two kit kat chunky caramel flavor,
01:04:36.544 --> 01:04:39.324
that's a real thing is that a thing yeah you like kick
01:04:39.324 --> 01:04:42.984
it i do like i shared with
01:04:42.984 --> 01:04:46.004
him once is that a is that like a special
01:04:46.004 --> 01:04:49.444
time of year limited release it's a
01:04:49.444 --> 01:04:52.844
regional caramel a regional yeah regional
01:04:52.844 --> 01:04:55.484
what region caramel is that your
01:04:55.484 --> 01:05:01.904
question is that your question my question yeah yeah oh yeah san jose wait what's
01:05:01.904 --> 01:05:07.964
your question what what's the region what region japan yeah i was gonna say
01:05:07.964 --> 01:05:11.744
that yeah shit ask him if he's ever been to japan oh he's been to japan this
01:05:11.744 --> 01:05:14.364
guy oh he has? Oh yeah. That's where he got that.
01:05:14.984 --> 01:05:18.144
That's where he got that punch.
01:05:22.164 --> 01:05:28.904
Go ahead, Mike. Have you been to Australia or England? I have not. No.
01:05:30.584 --> 01:05:36.624
All right. Food number three, the final choice, a gummy pizza.
01:05:39.521 --> 01:05:46.061
I mean, is this... A plastic wrapper gummy pizza? Correct. Yes.
01:05:48.481 --> 01:05:51.221
Ask him where he bought it. Where'd you buy it?
01:05:54.261 --> 01:05:59.261
Your receipt. At the 76th. The old 76th.
01:06:00.621 --> 01:06:05.801
The old I Dream of Candy in Old Sacramento. Yes, that's what it's called. Yes, I Dream of Candy.
01:06:06.041 --> 01:06:08.441
You're right. I know. That's your favorite candy store, obviously.
01:06:08.441 --> 01:06:11.401
Yeah, I love it. That's his favorite store in general.
01:06:12.601 --> 01:06:13.921
Clearly, you can see my face.
01:06:15.761 --> 01:06:20.421
Kurt, you're up. Mike said that it came into plastic, right?
01:06:20.561 --> 01:06:21.561
That's what his question was?
01:06:21.881 --> 01:06:24.861
Yes. Okay. Did it come whole or did it come sliced?
01:06:27.281 --> 01:06:32.781
It was a whole pizza that was sliced. So you could pull a little slice out and
01:06:32.781 --> 01:06:35.001
be like, that's not real. It was cut. Those are real.
01:06:36.281 --> 01:06:38.701
I've tried it. How dare we eat that kind of stuff?
01:06:40.501 --> 01:06:44.561
All right, guys. Which one do we think I ate? That.
01:06:46.481 --> 01:06:52.341
Well, look. In his first one, he threw in a normal one. And then he didn't give us that grace.
01:06:54.501 --> 01:07:00.021
The Kit Kat one, he'd been to Japan. And it's Australian and like a British snack.
01:07:00.321 --> 01:07:04.521
Not necessarily Japan. But Japan has like wasabi ones and other things like
01:07:04.521 --> 01:07:06.941
that. So that's interesting.
01:07:07.861 --> 01:07:12.361
The first one's real And it's kind of like just everywhere It's whatever And
01:07:12.361 --> 01:07:16.701
the third one is kind of I mean it's real but I don't know,
01:07:17.541 --> 01:07:22.881
He kind of had detail about the dipping in And like swilling around That's the
01:07:22.881 --> 01:07:25.881
first one He like kind of knew He's like oh yeah,
01:07:26.881 --> 01:07:28.981
And then you make it.
01:07:31.841 --> 01:07:34.061
Alright What do you guys think What do you guys think,
01:07:35.182 --> 01:07:39.762
I screwed this up on the last one, so. No. I mean, I could see,
01:07:39.902 --> 01:07:41.882
I've seen what he buys at gas stations.
01:07:42.742 --> 01:07:46.742
Is this the first one? No, I don't. He said 76, that little Quiggy Mart.
01:07:49.142 --> 01:07:53.042
He knew the places around town. He said, nah, Quiggy Mart, 76.
01:07:53.922 --> 01:07:58.162
Yeah. I'd be definitely going with it. Yeah? I'd be definitely going with it.
01:07:58.342 --> 01:07:59.642
What, number one? Yeah, me too.
01:08:00.382 --> 01:08:04.562
Number one? Number one. That's your guess? Number one, yeah. A soft, a soft.
01:08:05.222 --> 01:08:09.622
Number three, but number one. This isn't like knowledge. It's a pure guess,
01:08:09.742 --> 01:08:12.662
man. Don't feel bad about a long answer. Oh, yeah, for sure. Exactly.
01:08:15.182 --> 01:08:19.402
What do we think? I'll go with one with you guys. We'll go with one.
01:08:20.282 --> 01:08:27.882
Okay. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this round is still Team Alumni.
01:08:29.002 --> 01:08:30.222
Oh, my God.
01:08:31.402 --> 01:08:36.662
It was the gummy pizza that I ate. Gummy pizza? Oh, we should have asked Mike.
01:08:37.282 --> 01:08:39.442
You know what? I should have asked Mike.
01:08:40.242 --> 01:08:44.602
If we would have asked Mike, we would have won. No, thanks. Yeah.
01:08:45.662 --> 01:08:51.522
Yeah, that's a useless life line. No, it's Mike. You can ask someone else, like anyone else.
01:08:52.482 --> 01:08:57.322
Like, ask Donald Trump. We need to ask your mom. That's what it would be.
01:08:58.422 --> 01:09:01.182
You know what? I should have asked Mike. Because intuitively,
01:09:01.542 --> 01:09:03.762
I felt three. That's why I said three.
01:09:04.362 --> 01:09:10.522
Soft but it's okay you can't win them all you can't win them all well we're
01:09:10.522 --> 01:09:15.102
just playing around while i get the second one coming up uh ruffin i wanted you if you don't mind,
01:09:15.882 --> 01:09:18.482
one of the reasons why you got involved in this is that you had mentioned you
01:09:18.482 --> 01:09:22.022
had been to ashville and you talked about how great it was if you just don't
01:09:22.022 --> 01:09:25.062
mind can you just tell us kind of your experience and what you liked about it
01:09:25.062 --> 01:09:28.302
so much and why why we need to help them out Yeah.
01:09:28.842 --> 01:09:34.242
This past summer, I was in a wedding in Asheville and just spending the weekend
01:09:34.242 --> 01:09:36.522
there. The people were really lovely.
01:09:36.842 --> 01:09:42.562
The architecture in Biltmore is just so unique. It's so beautiful.
01:09:42.762 --> 01:09:44.482
Our hotel was right down the street from there.
01:09:44.722 --> 01:09:47.942
I got some great breakfast in Biltmore, in Biltmore Village.
01:09:49.253 --> 01:09:54.733
And mostly it was the people. Everyone was really nice. It was a small town, great food.
01:09:55.833 --> 01:09:59.853
A lot of people who've moved, it's like a lot of transplants that have moved
01:09:59.853 --> 01:10:05.653
to Asheville because of the wonderful culture and food scene and food scene.
01:10:06.493 --> 01:10:13.633
But yeah, no, to know that North Carolina is devastated, they definitely need help for sure.
01:10:13.973 --> 01:10:18.473
So that's why it was a no-brainer for me to jump on here and be a part of this.
01:10:19.433 --> 01:10:22.153
Yeah man we really appreciate you doing that you know i know again mike i
01:10:22.153 --> 01:10:24.833
know that means a lot to mike and me and just really yeah we can
01:10:24.833 --> 01:10:27.653
have fun and we're having a good time but again we're grateful that
01:10:27.653 --> 01:10:30.433
we can have this fun right you know there's some people out there still don't
01:10:30.433 --> 01:10:33.733
have power to my understanding so i can only imagine like what that's like right
01:10:33.733 --> 01:10:37.493
now so please again go out there click the link in the description click the
01:10:37.493 --> 01:10:42.053
link in my bio or just go to gofundme.com and look up the built more village
01:10:42.053 --> 01:10:47.273
in and you'll be able to donate there as well now the last game of the night.
01:10:47.573 --> 01:10:52.533
This will decide who wins. You guys get one point for everyone you get rights.
01:10:52.733 --> 01:10:54.053
We're going to alternate back and forth.
01:10:54.253 --> 01:10:59.193
And this game is called He Said, I Said, They Said.
01:11:00.813 --> 01:11:03.313
What I'm going to do here, and is Mike still there or no?
01:11:05.333 --> 01:11:12.793
Mike left. Mike got to go ask Mike in the bathroom a few questions. I'm ready.
01:11:14.853 --> 01:11:18.933
I would just think, you know, like... To talk to just to just to say another
01:11:18.933 --> 01:11:24.213
thing about Asheville, I actually just talked to my sister and they just most
01:11:24.213 --> 01:11:27.773
of Asheville just got water, but it's not potable water.
01:11:27.953 --> 01:11:32.253
So like you can get water out of your faucet, but don't ingest it.
01:11:32.393 --> 01:11:35.353
So like just the things that they're still going through, even though it's not
01:11:35.353 --> 01:11:39.093
like a hot topic on the national news, they're still really dealing with a lot
01:11:39.093 --> 01:11:41.933
of stuff, you know, and like everyone knows how the news is.
01:11:42.693 --> 01:11:44.653
It's the hot. It's the hot news. It's the hot news.
01:11:45.166 --> 01:11:47.926
When it's happening, and then as soon as it's off, people forget about it.
01:11:48.026 --> 01:11:50.446
But yeah, they're still dealing with a lot there.
01:11:50.726 --> 01:11:58.386
And so I just wanted to make it very serious right now as you try to castricize me on my own show here.
01:12:00.566 --> 01:12:03.146
Well, that's what happens, right? All right. So it's called,
01:12:03.166 --> 01:12:07.466
He Said, I Said, They Said. And what I'm going to do here for each team,
01:12:07.586 --> 01:12:08.106
we're going to alternate.
01:12:08.406 --> 01:12:11.926
I'm going to give you a quote that was actually said on our show.
01:12:12.446 --> 01:12:15.646
You guys have to figure out if it was mike
01:12:15.646 --> 01:12:18.846
myself or a guest you
01:12:18.846 --> 01:12:21.886
don't have to know who the guest is but i will reveal that when that time comes
01:12:21.886 --> 01:12:24.726
now mike and i both have
01:12:24.726 --> 01:12:27.766
a hard time remembering certain things so this should
01:12:27.766 --> 01:12:30.806
be a very interesting ride but i also wanted to celebrate
01:12:30.806 --> 01:12:33.526
uh because we're hitting five years on the show very soon and i
01:12:33.526 --> 01:12:36.326
also kind of want to take the moment to celebrate what we've kind of done
01:12:36.326 --> 01:12:39.186
and you know just mike you know we've said some very funny
01:12:39.186 --> 01:12:42.566
things so this is a little bit a celebration of that so we're
01:12:42.566 --> 01:12:45.506
going to go with team alumni first you guys can
01:12:45.506 --> 01:12:48.586
kind of go ahead go ahead today i'm sure
01:12:48.586 --> 01:12:53.446
you use the ask mike because this just seems really unfair you can
01:12:53.446 --> 01:12:56.226
okay i'll do it how about can we how about
01:12:56.226 --> 01:12:59.046
we ask uncle dad can we change it for our past uncle dad
01:12:59.046 --> 01:13:03.966
yeah i'm okay with that oh okay okay
01:13:03.966 --> 01:13:06.666
but can you trust me here we
01:13:06.666 --> 01:13:10.266
go but can you try yeah he's just gonna lie no
01:13:10.266 --> 01:13:14.566
i'm not gonna lie i will never lie on this all right team alumni your first
01:13:14.566 --> 01:13:21.806
quote is this one who said i've always wanted to see richard dreyfuss 69 sorry
01:13:21.806 --> 01:13:27.946
what who said on my our show i've always wanted to see richard dreyfuss 69.
01:13:29.295 --> 01:13:35.475
Was that Mike? Yeah, someone was here. Mike, me, or a guest?
01:13:36.275 --> 01:13:38.955
I guess it's me. Who would say it?
01:13:39.935 --> 01:13:42.695
What'd you say, Ruffin? Who's that, Mike?
01:13:43.895 --> 01:13:48.315
What do you guys think, Vincent? Sounds like Mike was here. Sounds so unused.
01:13:49.735 --> 01:13:53.875
Okay, we're going to go with Mike? Yeah. Are we? Okay. I mean,
01:13:54.355 --> 01:13:56.435
well. And the answer is, guess what?
01:13:57.155 --> 01:14:02.475
You guys just got one point. you're now at 10 points Mike did say that there
01:14:02.475 --> 01:14:06.075
was no guest who doesn't want to see that,
01:14:07.215 --> 01:14:13.295
I don't want to do that what was the context of that can I ask Mr.
01:14:13.375 --> 01:14:15.975
Holland's opus on Mr. Holland's opus.
01:14:17.995 --> 01:14:24.475
Who was he 69 the shark we were talking about Jaws and then I was talking about
01:14:24.475 --> 01:14:28.475
Close Encounters and then for some reason Close Encounters of 69 came up,
01:14:28.575 --> 01:14:32.255
and he goes, I've always wanted to see Richard Dreyfuss 69.
01:14:33.695 --> 01:14:38.355
I'm up. Who knows? I'm like mine.
01:14:39.895 --> 01:14:44.255
Okay, this is for Team Uncle Dad. Team Uncle Dad, here we go.
01:14:45.635 --> 01:14:47.315
Hey, he's selling you out.
01:14:49.675 --> 01:14:54.495
What? That's definitely a guest. Do we still get to ask questions?
01:14:55.135 --> 01:15:00.835
You can. This is freeform. whatever you want oh who was the guest i can't answer
01:15:00.835 --> 01:15:06.955
that oh what hey because you're having to guess yeah were they referring to
01:15:06.955 --> 01:15:10.195
me or you so wait are you guys thinking it's a guest,
01:15:11.255 --> 01:15:15.255
no i'm just wondering who the guest was i'm leaning towards a guest you got
01:15:15.255 --> 01:15:20.095
that figure out if it was a guest or if it was i think it was kurt yeager it
01:15:20.095 --> 01:15:23.695
was the guest He's sucking that. He's sucking that.
01:15:25.195 --> 01:15:28.475
All right. So we're going to go with the guest. Yeah. No, I don't.
01:15:28.655 --> 01:15:31.195
No. No? He's selling that.
01:15:32.135 --> 01:15:34.835
Oh, yeah. Guest. What do you think, Kurt?
01:15:35.755 --> 01:15:38.835
You're going to guest? Yeah. Sorry. Let's go with guest.
01:15:39.195 --> 01:15:44.535
That bumps you up to two points. And that guest was Casper Van Dean, the legend himself.
01:15:45.755 --> 01:15:49.575
Oh, Casper. Casper Van Dean said I
01:15:49.575 --> 01:15:53.435
was selling Mike out because i was like yeah mike mike has a very busy life
01:15:53.435 --> 01:15:57.595
can you give him tips to be a less busier person and he goes oh man he's selling
01:15:57.595 --> 01:16:03.895
you out mike yes it's all about right yeah that's right all right here we go
01:16:03.895 --> 01:16:08.195
here we go yeah and he's handsome.
01:16:10.215 --> 01:16:16.755
And he's a movie star yes very cool no i'll never let that one go here we go team alumni,
01:16:18.231 --> 01:16:20.911
I'm taking a second-hand shit at Carl's Jr.
01:16:23.551 --> 01:16:30.111
I'd like your biggest pardon. I'm taking a second-hand shit at Carl's Jr.
01:16:30.471 --> 01:16:32.271
What's a second-hand shit? I don't know what that means.
01:16:33.071 --> 01:16:35.811
That's my question. I'd love to ask that question.
01:16:37.691 --> 01:16:44.051
A second-hand shit is taking a shit right after somebody has taken a shit in a public bathroom. Oh.
01:16:45.731 --> 01:16:49.971
I thought it was smelling someone else's shit while you're not shitting.
01:16:50.751 --> 01:16:54.811
It's like secondhand smoke, secondhand shit. Sure, sure. That's right.
01:16:56.771 --> 01:16:59.771
I like how rough it is, cold stone-faced right now.
01:17:00.651 --> 01:17:06.111
I'm trying to figure it out. It feels like the beginning of telling a story.
01:17:06.711 --> 01:17:08.451
So I was thinking a secondhand did.
01:17:12.131 --> 01:17:17.231
But it's present it's interesting that it was said present tense like were you
01:17:17.231 --> 01:17:22.091
broadcasting from carl jr's bathroom and you're kind of telling a story right
01:17:22.091 --> 01:17:23.231
somebody could be telling a story,
01:17:24.731 --> 01:17:31.591
best podcast ever from the toilets of carl jr we present uncle dad shits,
01:17:33.471 --> 01:17:36.291
oh all right what do you guys think ruffin what
01:17:36.291 --> 01:17:39.011
do you think who do you think said that me mike or a guest
01:17:39.011 --> 01:17:42.931
i'm going yes oh
01:17:42.931 --> 01:17:47.171
okay what do you guys think i mean son teddy well considering
01:17:47.171 --> 01:17:53.651
the the poop stories we've already listened to i feel like that's an area of
01:17:53.651 --> 01:18:04.071
interest from i mean you know interest yeah so you think i said it but but i'm
01:18:04.071 --> 01:18:07.111
still hung up on the present tense Like it was actually said,
01:18:07.311 --> 01:18:10.171
I'm taking a secondhand shit. Yeah.
01:18:12.191 --> 01:18:14.991
So like, could a guest have said, that's where I am right now.
01:18:15.151 --> 01:18:16.971
Like, you know, I don't. Maybe.
01:18:17.311 --> 01:18:20.111
Or could I be telling the story or could Mike be telling the story?
01:18:20.251 --> 01:18:23.111
I don't know. Yeah. Like, so I'm taking a second. Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:25.051 --> 01:18:30.051
Leading the witness. Did you see that? Since Uncle Dad hasn't been picked yet too. Yeah.
01:18:32.131 --> 01:18:34.231
This is like, how many poop stories have been listening to you?
01:18:34.411 --> 01:18:39.651
Yeah, no. No problem with that. I was just trying to take an inventory.
01:18:40.791 --> 01:18:45.111
This is the last time they'll ever be on our podcast, just so you know.
01:18:46.871 --> 01:18:51.351
I have a curl. Yeah. Kurt likes it.
01:18:53.111 --> 01:18:54.131
I'm recording it.
01:18:56.311 --> 01:19:00.371
What'd you say, guys? I mean, I'm going to go with Uncle Dad, but you guys.
01:19:01.511 --> 01:19:04.431
Yeah. Watford seems to be okay with that. So let's see.
01:19:05.091 --> 01:19:09.891
All right. Mike, I know you know who said this. Tell him who said it. I said it.
01:19:10.691 --> 01:19:15.431
Oh, I should have asked Mike. It's the one time it went out.
01:19:16.771 --> 01:19:21.391
You should have asked Mike. Mike, tell him why you said that story. Do you remember?
01:19:21.891 --> 01:19:25.811
Do I want to know? Yeah, I was telling a story on the air. So yes,
01:19:26.031 --> 01:19:29.691
it was like in the past tense, but I was telling the story.
01:19:30.371 --> 01:19:33.371
But yeah, I was... at comic-con and
01:19:33.371 --> 01:19:37.151
i went to buy something to get power to our booth and
01:19:37.151 --> 01:19:39.991
i had to shit and right across the street from where i got the
01:19:39.991 --> 01:19:42.891
power bank there was a carl's jr i don't eat at carl's
01:19:42.891 --> 01:19:49.911
jr but i will shit at a carl's jr and i had to wait and as soon as the guy came
01:19:49.911 --> 01:19:54.491
out and i think he was probably taking a shower in the toilet i immediately
01:19:54.491 --> 01:20:00.151
went in and and took a shit in his remnants and so I felt like it was the second
01:20:00.151 --> 01:20:01.511
hand shit. Does that make sense?
01:20:02.171 --> 01:20:04.311
Was the toilet seat warm?
01:20:05.451 --> 01:20:10.771
Still warm. It was still warm. They say that's therapeutic. Yeah.
01:20:12.451 --> 01:20:16.431
Now, I just want to say the full... And on that note, my battery is almost dead
01:20:16.431 --> 01:20:19.451
right here. Hey, what's up, Ruffin? How you doing?
01:20:22.991 --> 01:20:30.771
Oh, great. Okay, here we go here we go team uncle dad bro i have mouthwash too,
01:20:32.704 --> 01:20:38.844
say it again bro I have mouthwash too Mike can you say that,
01:20:41.004 --> 01:20:42.844
bro I have mouthwash too.
01:20:46.284 --> 01:20:46.844
Convincing,
01:20:49.684 --> 01:20:59.044
Uncle Dad say it a different way say it like you mean it bro bro I have mouthwash too,
01:21:01.824 --> 01:21:05.304
bruv alright what do you think,
01:21:07.384 --> 01:21:12.684
you should know the answer to this I think I know the answer I think Uncle Dad
01:21:12.684 --> 01:21:17.364
said that I think he said it to me is that your guess I think,
01:21:19.704 --> 01:21:26.084
that sounds like something he would say to me I think yeah I say Uncle Dad said
01:21:26.084 --> 01:21:29.164
it Well, guess what, guys?
01:21:29.404 --> 01:21:36.104
That is incorrect. The person who said that was Dante from Swamp Rags, New Orleans.
01:21:36.424 --> 01:21:44.144
What happened in the story was Mike was eating a brand new vitamin package of E.T.
01:21:44.284 --> 01:21:46.264
From 1983 that's never been open.
01:21:46.984 --> 01:21:49.384
And he ate those. Why don't you do that?
01:21:50.444 --> 01:21:52.444
Mike, you did that. I did it.
01:21:54.204 --> 01:21:56.344
But you won't eat it, Carl Jr.?
01:21:58.724 --> 01:22:01.904
I know it's weird it's weird of things that we'll do and
01:22:01.904 --> 01:22:06.564
we won't do yeah yeah i can dig it no i don't need a carl's jr i won't need
01:22:06.564 --> 01:22:13.064
a carl's jr but i might need some fun dip if you know what i mean yeah all right
01:22:13.064 --> 01:22:21.024
here we go all right team alumni here we go do you just like take a shower and you're like, clear?
01:22:21.784 --> 01:22:27.444
And then clear? Yeah. Do you just take a shower and then you're like, clear?
01:22:28.204 --> 01:22:32.264
Clear like in see-through? As in see-through? As in clear-minded.
01:22:33.984 --> 01:22:37.364
Okay. I think that's Uncle Dad. Uncle Dad is my guess.
01:22:38.624 --> 01:22:42.684
You guys think we should use it and ask Mike?
01:22:42.844 --> 01:22:47.284
I mean, it's not very reliable, but we don't get any more options. What's he going to say?
01:22:47.804 --> 01:22:50.644
I'll do my best. well no but if
01:22:50.644 --> 01:22:53.584
you ask mike he can tell you for your members this if your members will happen how
01:22:53.584 --> 01:22:56.564
many more rounds are there there is a rounds or
01:22:56.564 --> 01:22:59.584
questions we have like six more questions oh there's a lot of questions okay
01:22:59.584 --> 01:23:05.404
maybe we'll say i don't know i'm okay with that yeah i mean this is we're just
01:23:05.404 --> 01:23:09.864
guessing at this point it's like hold on good to know you guys through the podcast
01:23:09.864 --> 01:23:14.844
yeah i was gonna say we're learning that nobody here listens to the show that's great to it.
01:23:15.344 --> 01:23:20.904
No, we listen to the show. Our memories of the show just aren't as good as Mike's. Oh, right. Right.
01:23:22.644 --> 01:23:25.624
You know, trust me, my memories of the show aren't as good as Mike's.
01:23:26.884 --> 01:23:29.024
All right, so you guys have a guess as Uncle Dad? Sure.
01:23:29.855 --> 01:23:34.735
Go with that all right the the answer is mike hampton mike said that to me.
01:23:36.835 --> 01:23:39.815
He actually sorry he said that too if you
01:23:39.815 --> 01:23:44.075
guys ever watched the tv show the boys yeah we were we were interviewing jesse
01:23:44.075 --> 01:23:48.915
t usher and he was asking him about violence and he goes you know how do you
01:23:48.915 --> 01:23:52.415
deal with all that violence you know do you just like go take a shower and then
01:23:52.415 --> 01:23:59.275
after that you're clear yeah what was his answer he well what's what was his answer,
01:24:00.935 --> 01:24:03.615
oh he loved it he just said no man i love it i'm all about the
01:24:03.615 --> 01:24:06.335
r yeah yeah so yeah that's what
01:24:06.335 --> 01:24:09.095
he said man right
01:24:09.095 --> 01:24:11.835
now guys team alumni still winning and nobody has
01:24:11.835 --> 01:24:16.595
scored a single point during this game so i love it i thought i thought that's
01:24:16.595 --> 01:24:23.975
a point i mean um that team team uncle that oh we did yeah we got that first
01:24:23.975 --> 01:24:29.275
yes that's right yeah that's right yeah that's right yeah in the park.
01:24:29.575 --> 01:24:31.815
Can you be trusted? Yeah, but we got the guest.
01:24:33.015 --> 01:24:38.055
Yeah, you're right. So actually... Hey, Uncle Dad, bad scorekeeper.
01:24:38.875 --> 01:24:43.915
What's your drinking, guys? I'm over here. I'm drinking. I'm trying to have a good time.
01:24:45.835 --> 01:24:51.135
It's drinking. What is the score? It's actually 4-4.
01:24:52.075 --> 01:24:58.635
Alright, I'll take that. Oh, shit. 4-4. Alright, team Uncle Dad, here we go.
01:25:01.015 --> 01:25:10.995
So because Mike are you ready I'm waiting okay here we go I'll never go to Comic
01:25:10.995 --> 01:25:14.135
Con again after some lady open mouth sneezed in my mouth,
01:25:15.435 --> 01:25:20.535
oh you know that happens a lot in Comic Con I think that was Brandon that said
01:25:20.535 --> 01:25:24.615
that that was my favorite part,
01:25:26.415 --> 01:25:27.775
what did you guys guess on that,
01:25:29.775 --> 01:25:31.975
how many times have you been to Comic Con,
01:25:32.916 --> 01:25:39.476
20 times. So you'll go back no matter what, especially after shitting out and Charles Jr.
01:25:40.516 --> 01:25:44.476
It's not him. I've done some weird shit at Comic-Con, let me tell you. Yeah.
01:25:46.496 --> 01:25:50.596
It's got to be a guest. I think it's a guest. Yeah, I think I know who it is.
01:25:51.236 --> 01:25:52.696
But yeah, I say guest. Is it Lori Petty?
01:25:54.776 --> 01:25:56.176
We have a good story about Lori
01:25:56.176 --> 01:25:59.796
Petty, but that's not here. We have a very good story about Lori Petty.
01:26:01.316 --> 01:26:04.316
The answer is so you
01:26:04.316 --> 01:26:07.916
guys just scored another point that is correct the you see
01:26:07.916 --> 01:26:11.056
here that story is actually from adam green the
01:26:11.056 --> 01:26:13.776
director of hatchet the hatchet franchise if you
01:26:13.776 --> 01:26:17.396
guys ever seen the movies frozen yeah he's
01:26:17.396 --> 01:26:20.356
awesome director but we asked him he was gonna be at comic-con he
01:26:20.356 --> 01:26:23.256
said no because somebody a lady open mouth sneezed
01:26:23.256 --> 01:26:28.976
in his mouth perfect reason to never go back to comic-con yeah exactly exactly
01:26:28.976 --> 01:26:32.976
all right team uncle dad i want to i want we were kind of going a little long
01:26:32.976 --> 01:26:38.576
here so we're going to start making rapid fire this here we go team alumni i
01:26:38.576 --> 01:26:42.916
felt like a 19th century president like we just got done working the railroad.
01:26:46.396 --> 01:26:51.616
Um i'll say it again i felt like a 19th century president like we just got done
01:26:51.616 --> 01:26:52.736
working on the railroads.
01:26:54.456 --> 01:26:58.696
I know. I was going to say that is a historically accurate and strange analogy.
01:26:59.056 --> 01:27:03.216
Very strange. I know. It's too old tiny for these guys to say. It feels like a guess.
01:27:03.736 --> 01:27:08.136
It feels like a guess. Yeah. Yeah. You guys think so? All right.
01:27:09.936 --> 01:27:12.476
So we asked Mike. You guys can. Yeah.
01:27:13.417 --> 01:27:17.017
I'm okay with that. Sure. All right. Mike. What's your thing?
01:27:18.037 --> 01:27:22.137
Yeah. I think I, Minson, I think you're, yeah, I don't think either one of us
01:27:22.137 --> 01:27:26.317
would have said something like that, but okay. Who knows? Who knows?
01:27:27.457 --> 01:27:31.017
That feels like, but I would say it's a guest, but I don't know.
01:27:31.097 --> 01:27:32.477
Uncle dad said white neighborhood earlier.
01:27:34.117 --> 01:27:39.397
Yeah. I say a lot of stuff. I say guest. I say guest. I say guest.
01:27:41.077 --> 01:27:46.297
We're going to go guest. Yeah. Okay. Well, the answer is, I actually said that
01:27:46.297 --> 01:27:49.237
talking to Mike in Asheville, California, or Asheville, North Carolina.
01:27:51.197 --> 01:27:55.957
Sorry. Wow. I swear there was not collusion. I swear.
01:27:56.357 --> 01:27:59.797
Good job, Mike. I mean, oh, man. Good job, Mike. Good job.
01:28:00.397 --> 01:28:03.677
All right. Here we go. Here we go. Mike, Team Uncle Dad. Team Uncle Dad.
01:28:03.797 --> 01:28:07.937
Here we go. You have three minutes and you just want to talk about mullets?
01:28:13.857 --> 01:28:19.657
Oh you have three minutes and you want to talk about just mullets that sounds
01:28:19.657 --> 01:28:23.877
like one of you guys saying it to each other like why do you want to talk about
01:28:23.877 --> 01:28:28.057
mullet we've got three minutes like that's what it sounds like yeah but who
01:28:28.057 --> 01:28:31.977
would say that to whom i think i said it to him i think i
01:28:32.017 --> 01:28:34.897
said it to him yeah okay i think
01:28:34.897 --> 01:28:37.937
so i think so this is an untoward advantage totally
01:28:37.937 --> 01:28:44.477
i think well i'll be honest with you this whole election is rigged yeah it's
01:28:44.477 --> 01:28:47.857
been stolen you know that sounds like something mike would say so i'm gonna
01:28:47.857 --> 01:28:53.677
go with that so we're going what do you think brandon oh i can't believe uncle
01:28:53.677 --> 01:28:56.757
dad said the last one but i think that was my yeah,
01:28:57.861 --> 01:29:00.781
Right. Well, guess what? Minson Teddy, you don't have to worry.
01:29:00.881 --> 01:29:02.341
It's not rigged because I got it wrong.
01:29:02.841 --> 01:29:08.121
That was actually said by the voice actor, Robbie Damon, who's notorious for
01:29:08.121 --> 01:29:10.841
playing Spider-Man and a bunch of other great characters.
01:29:10.981 --> 01:29:14.181
But yes, he said that to me directly because I go, dude, I want to talk about
01:29:14.181 --> 01:29:16.661
your mullet. He goes, do you have three minutes with me? Do you want to talk
01:29:16.661 --> 01:29:18.761
about my mullet? No, no, no.
01:29:20.761 --> 01:29:26.081
All right. It's still rigged. That was like a setup. Yes. Yeah.
01:29:26.081 --> 01:29:28.521
That's to make you guys feel better about losing.
01:29:30.481 --> 01:29:34.421
We have two questions left. Two questions left. And we're tied?
01:29:35.561 --> 01:29:39.481
No, right now Team Uncle Dad is winning by one point. Here we go.
01:29:41.381 --> 01:29:47.881
E.T. has more finger. That other movie got some more story. What?
01:29:51.721 --> 01:29:55.281
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, guys. E.T.
01:29:55.401 --> 01:30:02.001
Has more finger that other movie gots more story was that a guest what was that Mike or was that me,
01:30:02.901 --> 01:30:07.061
sounds like Mike to me I don't know I don't know I love when we're learning
01:30:07.061 --> 01:30:11.081
about each other cracking himself up I always crack myself up,
01:30:14.255 --> 01:30:16.975
You know, the fact that he's laughing at his own joke. What was the other movie
01:30:16.975 --> 01:30:21.575
that has more? I just think it's funny. It was like Close Encounters. Oh.
01:30:23.795 --> 01:30:27.135
That's fair. It is a fair, right? It's a fair comment.
01:30:29.955 --> 01:30:31.215
I'm thinking Uncle Dad.
01:30:33.755 --> 01:30:37.335
You guys can also ask Uncle Dad.
01:30:37.935 --> 01:30:42.715
Alright, you can also get enough logic for me. Do you guys want to ask Uncle Dad, though?
01:30:43.375 --> 01:30:46.275
Well, that's a new thing. Yeah. Can we help you?
01:30:48.635 --> 01:30:52.675
Yes. Uncle Dad, what's the answer? Well, I'm not going to tell you the answer,
01:30:52.735 --> 01:30:53.895
but this is what I will tell you.
01:30:55.975 --> 01:31:00.475
Don't think it's who you think it is, because it might not be that guest.
01:31:01.195 --> 01:31:04.435
It might not be what? It might not be a guest you think it is.
01:31:04.695 --> 01:31:08.795
Not guest. No, no, no. Not guest. A guest. Yeah. Okay. Like a guessing question.
01:31:09.355 --> 01:31:12.335
So you two thought it was Uncle Dad, so it's probably not.
01:31:12.335 --> 01:31:15.035
But i thought it was mike's don't mind i'll be mine that doesn't help
01:31:15.035 --> 01:31:17.915
so maybe that's it could be the guest be the guest
01:31:17.915 --> 01:31:21.095
that's gotta be but process of
01:31:21.095 --> 01:31:24.775
elimination well let's go let's go with the guest all right
01:31:24.775 --> 01:31:27.695
guess what everybody the game just tied
01:31:27.695 --> 01:31:30.595
that's right we're five
01:31:30.595 --> 01:31:33.275
five that was said by a fellow podcaster and good friend of the
01:31:33.275 --> 01:31:38.075
show sam sufa of where the toys are a fun fact that's actually the same story
01:31:38.075 --> 01:31:41.915
the same story or the same episode where mike says he wants to see richard drive
01:31:41.915 --> 01:31:52.095
for 69 that's a classic episode yeah fun fact all right here we go this is,
01:31:52.895 --> 01:31:57.375
oh there you go i gotta make an interesting podcast right so here we go the
01:31:57.375 --> 01:32:02.555
last question mike if you guys get this right you win if not we go to a tiebreaker here we go.
01:32:05.063 --> 01:32:09.643
So, I love Spider-Man. So does that mean I love you too?
01:32:10.563 --> 01:32:14.083
Oh. You love Spider-Man. I think I said that. Yeah.
01:32:14.683 --> 01:32:19.703
I said that to someone who does the voice of Spider-Man on something at some convention.
01:32:20.463 --> 01:32:23.923
I think I said that. I was probably drunk when I said it.
01:32:25.063 --> 01:32:29.063
But I think I said that. What does Kurt think? Kurt looks like he's dead.
01:32:29.143 --> 01:32:31.043
I don't believe Mike anymore.
01:32:32.483 --> 01:32:33.963
I think he's on your team.
01:32:37.523 --> 01:32:41.063
I don't think Mike remembers what Mike said. I'm asking Mike. Let me ask Mike.
01:32:41.603 --> 01:32:46.823
Let me use that. Ask Mike. So Mike, what do you think about Mike answering the
01:32:46.823 --> 01:32:48.903
question that he thinks it was him?
01:32:49.663 --> 01:32:55.523
I think that I vaguely remember that we were, we were in new,
01:32:55.603 --> 01:33:01.983
we were in New Orleans doing a fan expo and there was a voice of a guy who did
01:33:01.983 --> 01:33:04.443
Spider-Man and some video game or something.
01:33:04.443 --> 01:33:08.143
And I was just trying to find my way in the interview.
01:33:08.563 --> 01:33:13.663
And so that's probably something I would have said to just try to wedge myself in there.
01:33:14.543 --> 01:33:18.563
So it was like something, you know what I mean? I think that's what happened.
01:33:19.143 --> 01:33:23.523
This is for Joshua, man. You got to be there for Joshua. That's right.
01:33:24.663 --> 01:33:30.123
Joshua 10. What are we thinking? I don't know what Mike, Mike's awesome.
01:33:30.503 --> 01:33:35.003
So I got to go with Mike. I think it was Mike as well. And with the captains,
01:33:35.123 --> 01:33:37.783
another callback to the voice actor. Let's see.
01:33:40.183 --> 01:33:45.843
Well, ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause, because guess what?
01:33:46.383 --> 01:33:49.863
Team Uncle Dad has won the show.
01:33:50.783 --> 01:33:55.503
I'm sorry. But wait a minute. But wait a minute. But wait a minute. But wait a minute.
01:33:55.923 --> 01:34:00.663
Uh-oh. Bonus. I want to do some more. Bonus. No, no, no, no. It's over. I'm done.
01:34:01.243 --> 01:34:04.763
It's over. I won. it is over but there's
01:34:04.763 --> 01:34:07.883
something i want to do here there's something i want to do here mike the
01:34:07.883 --> 01:34:11.803
winner of the show is going to be joshua cave but for team alumni i actually
01:34:11.803 --> 01:34:17.243
have a very limited shirt that was never used and worn signed by jesse t usher
01:34:17.243 --> 01:34:20.963
for a special clothing line he did mike i'm going to get that person's address
01:34:20.963 --> 01:34:25.063
and we're going to send team alumni that shirt signed by jesse t usher no you
01:34:25.063 --> 01:34:27.023
should say but you're sending it to robin right,
01:34:27.956 --> 01:34:33.356
No, yes, it's Robin, Team Alumni. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the second prize for Joshua.
01:34:35.836 --> 01:34:39.316
I'm just telling Mike that's what I'm going to do. Sorry. So Team Alumni,
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Team Alumni, Robin will leave with an amazing shirt that will get shipped.
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We'll get that address from her and we'll send that over to her.
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This thing has never been used, Warren. It's a very limited run and I would
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love to give that to her as a thank you for being a part of this.
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But yeah, congratulations to Joshua, Joshua Kay. hey, what an amazing...
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Guys, I just got to tell you, thank you from the bottom of my heart,
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really, for being a part of this.
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I know it's a lot of silly shenanigans, but that's what we do here.
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And I just really can't... I know you guys are all busy. We're all going through
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a lot. Life is a lot sometimes.
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And I think what makes these moments so great is when people would come together,
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and unify to do something to help those out.
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Now, I wanted to say, Minsan and Teddy, if you don't mind, can you tell us why
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you kind of helped out and you wanted to support the cause for Asheville.
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I mean, we've all seen the footage on the news and it's been heartbreaking.
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And, you know, we as Californians know something about natural disasters.
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So I just wanted to help out in any one small way. We thank you for including us.
01:35:39.056 --> 01:35:42.476
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you guys. You too, Kurt. What made you want to get part of this?
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Well, I mean, but also like Mike asked me directly and I liked you guys and
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I was like, okay, like that was like, you know what I mean?
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Like, you know, if it, if it means something to someone I like,
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then it means something to me.
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Gotcha. Gotcha. Well, the fun fact is I actually asked you now, Mike. Oh.
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That was the bonus question that you got. That was me.
01:36:10.676 --> 01:36:15.236
Yeah. That was me, buddy. I thought it was Mike asking me.
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He doesn't know who runs the Instagram. Maybe. That's true. Because it was interesting.
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I thought it was Mike asking that. But yeah.
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I guess you said because Mike was there a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense.
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Mike likes to refer to himself in a third person. So it's okay. Oh, yeah?
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That's not true at all. Don't listen to that. That's not true at all.
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No. But yes, thank you guys so much. Seriously, I can't say that enough.
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Mike, I guess, without further ado, do you have any last words at all?
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Yeah. again also just to reiterate thank you
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all so much i know you guys you know we're all doing stuff and
01:36:54.690 --> 01:36:57.850
you know i appreciate your enthusiasm and
01:36:57.850 --> 01:37:00.730
fun and like willingness to listen to uh
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throw up and poop and you know
01:37:03.390 --> 01:37:06.250
weird shit jokes with us so thank
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you all very much like it means a lot
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and i and i hope everyone has a lot of fun listening
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to this because you know it's fun for us and
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then you know whatever we can do to help those people
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in ashville so thanks again yeah yeah absolutely
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and remember guys if you guys click the link in our bio go to
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gofundme.com or and search up the village if
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you're more in or go to our website directly we'll have all that link there
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and you can still donate and again they please they need it they have a goal
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25 000 let's get them there as close as we can because again if i always say
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this all the time if we don't help each other who will so let's come together
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and let's do the right thing but yes mike it's always a great time doing the show with you.
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Let's get this happening. And everybody, just happy Halloween.
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Let's all have a good Halloween. Hey, don't be getting no razor blades in your
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Reese's, please. That's a real thing.
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Make sure you're eating spice crickets.
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Don't get beat up at a haunted house. Don't work at a haunted house. That's the...
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And don't take a shit at Carlos Jr. Don't take a shit at Carlos Jr. Indeed.
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Indeed. But as always, everybody, remember, we're not uncles.
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We're not but dads were just someone you can talk to.
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Music.
